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Seriously though if he didn't want kids right now he should have gotten a vasectomy, 10 years from now I'm hoping genetic engineering has advanced enough that I can put a motherfucking canon on my baby's arm.
 
Yuckystuff said:
However, "your friend" still needs to be a father to his child (after a DNA test confirms it of course), but he can turn the table on her. He has a good job, she doesn't. Tell him to bite the bullet for a couple of years, and then file for custody of the kid and get her dumb ass to start paying child support to him. He'll have pussy knocking his door down to help him raise a kid because chicks dig single dads like you wouldn't believe.
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This. Tell him to lawyer up. Drag that bitch through hell if she wants to play hard ball. Although from I've seen it's much harder for the father to get the child unless the women is a total low life loser.

Another option is to convince her to put it up for adoption. I always here there are people looking to adopt kids. Then he can make a swell out of no where reunion 18 years or more from now. Just like the movies.

Last option, leave the country ASAP, and never come back.
 
Have your friend tell his girl that years ago he had his sperm tested and the doctor told him that if he ever had a kid, there'd be a 95% chance it would come out retarded.

See if that doesn't change her mind.
 
well I don't think he can do much because it is her decision. He can choose to not support it and be there for his child. Or he can not support anything and have child support to pay and trust her to raise the kid. The best thing I can say is obviously she loves him and she probably feels ready to have one.
 
behnk01 said:
So, my best friend just found out his girlfriend told him friday night that she is pregnant. Since 24 months ago when they started dating, he had always told her kids were out of the question for basically the decade ( he's 24, she's 22 ). Nonetheless, she takes a preg-test on Friday night and says she wants to keep it despite his decision otherwise. This guy is a union electrician, she...works part time at a pizza shop, lives at home, has a $10k car loan debt, and mentioned applying for WYC, if anything. Her whole family supports her decision, and it sounds to me, like they're encouraging her decision even if he leaves. He told her if she wants to go against his decision, he's leaving her. My friend is a solid guy in every way possible, and had this been 5-10 years down the line, he'd be totally supportive. He's stressing out hard, and I need to do something..

What would you do to convince the bitch otherwise? Why do girls do this?? Stories welcome...


Oh and...DISREGARD FEMALES, ACQUIRE CURRENCY.
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Your "friend" sounds like a real piece of shit, not a solid guy. "He" should man up and take care of the kid.
 
Yuckystuff said:
lulz

The only reason the pill is 99% effective is because 1% of the time they stop taking it so they can get pregnant against your will.
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The actual chance of getting pregnant from a single act of intercourse is only around 5% or less.

The pill just lowers that a few percentages.
 
blogspotter said:
I am an expert in Coitus Interruptus.
Works every time. No Pills, No condoms, Just spray it on the stomach...
Never failed me... Not sure how I have such good timing... But I have never failed.. SO Far..
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Same, for almost 20 years. Even used to use the rhythm method of the time of the month until one time I miss heard her, went inside and got her pregnant.

Luckily we were young and she opted to get rid of it.
 
amateursurgeon said:
Coitus Interruptus is notoriously ineffective.
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It's much more effective than condoms, on par with the pill, when done correctly every time.

Source: Planned Parenthood.

They just don't like to publicize this because every fool thinks they can do it correctly every time and it doesn't involve purchasing any kind of contraception product.
 
your friend should man up ...
For those of you who dont want to be in the same situation slap this inside your woman :
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGeLskmuqOg&feature=related"]IUD Insertion - YouTube[/ame]
No more "I forgot to take the pill"
She can remove it when you both really want to have kids.
 
Dr_Ngo said:
Fuck that's what I'm worried about. If a chick knows you have money, she's not gonna abort.
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that's why you NEVER tell a girl any specific numbers. its hard when you wanna brag a little bit, but dont. just dont. If she sees your car, come up with a lie like your parents gave it to you for a goal you achieved. or something like that.

money + bitches = 99 problems

and if she KNOWS you have money, you have her by the pussy ring. throw her aside and make her work for it. she better be cool and not have ulterior motives or she's OUT!
 
To all those who say keep your dick in your pants:

depo provera

Take her once a month. Make sure she fucking gets it. Forget about hassles.


Since he didn't think before hand, his only option now is to have a DNA test. If it is his, he is fucked.
 
stf_86 said:
your friend should man up ...
For those of you who dont want to be in the same situation slap this inside your woman :
IUD Insertion - YouTube
No more "I forgot to take the pill"
She can remove it when you both really want to have kids.
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My chick had one of these a while before it had to be taken out for some random problems I won't go into, but the little strings hanging out of her cervix rubbed the shit out of my dick and it hurt like a sumbitch.
 
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