What's your bitch deserves for Valentine's?

Well I'm Black so I'm fixing my man a cast-iron fried chicken dinner, lol. Seriously though, we don't celebrate it, everyday he gets a home cooked meal cooked from scratch so this V-Day will be no different.
 


Well I'm Black so I'm fixing my man a cast-iron fried chicken dinner, lol. Seriously though, we don't celebrate it, everyday he gets a home cooked meal cooked from scratch so this V-Day will be no different.

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^^^^Naw, KFC is for White people lol. The best fried chicken is cooked at home in your own kitchen in your grandmother's trusty old seasoned cast iron skillet. Haven't had a complaint yet.
 
Look at all you badass, self-made Internet millionaire Casanovas complaining about dropping a few bucks on your women/male lovers.

I don't give a shit if it is some commercialized holiday, the fact is that all my wife's friends are gonna be made special, and I am not gonna make her say "Hurr durr, my husband and I don't buy into that bullshit."

So you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna have my inlaws watch both kids. I'll buy her some flowers, get her some sea salt caramels, then we'll go get a couples massage, then go out to a nice dinner, and then we'll get home where we'll knock it out doggystyle and afterwards watch some re-runs of Doomsday Preppers with a glass of red wine while the rest of you whiny bitches are fapping to xhamster.com and youjizz.com.

You have a beautiful way with words my friend.
 
Shameless Plug. For everybody down in NOLA for Mardi Gras, hit up Willie Mae's Scotch House for some good fried chicken made from a wet batter:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtG6PiqfRes]New Orleans: Willie Mae Scotch House - YouTube[/ame]
 
Bought mine a Siberian husky puppy. Hopefully she lets me put it in her butt now...

I love Huskys. My next dog is going to be an Alaskan Malamute though.

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I'd wait until the puppy's at least 10 weeks.

LOL

I took my girlfriend to a comedy club/dinner show with an open bar last year for Valentines day. We went with a group of couples/friends and it was a really good time. Everyone was drunk and the comedian was awesome. It was a pretty upscale place too.
 
I've seen people who have malamute/wolf breeds keep a wading pool full of ice for the dogs to roll around in. They like that stuff, too. They get hyped up and chase the neighbor's rooster.
 
Give her a box of cigars. When she says she doesn't smoke, tell her you do and you'll help her smoke 'em.

Then, she'll say she will try them just to spite you. In the process, she will go to a cigar bar, meet a dashing bachelor and almost leave you. But in the end, she'll go to your work place, and you'll make love in the car for 15 minutes. You'll bring her out in your arms as your co-workers cheer.
 
Give her a box of cigars. When she says she doesn't smoke, tell her you do and you'll help her smoke 'em.

Then, she'll say she will try them just to spite you. In the process, she will go to a cigar bar, meet a dashing bachelor and almost leave you. But in the end, she'll go to your work place, and you'll make love in the car for 15 minutes. You'll bring her out in your arms as your co-workers cheer.

So when are gonna start selling your script chet?
 
Look at all you badass, self-made Internet millionaire Casanovas complaining about dropping a few bucks on your women/male lovers.

I don't give a shit if it is some commercialized holiday, the fact is that all my wife's friends are gonna be made special, and I am not gonna make her say "Hurr durr, my husband and I don't buy into that bullshit."

So you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna have my inlaws watch both kids. I'll buy her some flowers, get her some sea salt caramels, then we'll go get a couples massage, then go out to a nice dinner, and then we'll get home where we'll knock it out doggystyle and afterwards watch some re-runs of Doomsday Preppers with a glass of red wine while the rest of you whiny bitches are fapping to xhamster.com and youjizz.com.

Great, but why do you need to do that on the 14th February? What's wrong with just doing that shit spontaneously, with the added bonus of not having to dine in a packed restaurant?
 
Wife and I go out on an alternate night to eat. We don't do presents as mutually agreed upon. But I also don't forget her birthday ROFL noob.

Yeah, this - we go out to eat once or twice a week. I bought her some flowers last Sunday because she was feeling run-down. My problem isn't buying stuff, it's doing it on some mandated magical day just because 'it's tradition'.
 
Yeah, this - we go out to eat once or twice a week. I bought her some flowers last Sunday because she was feeling run-down. My problem isn't buying stuff, it's doing it on some mandated magical day just because 'it's tradition'.


This is exactly the way I feel. It's almost like a magical hand leading the sheeple to the trough and everyone just going along no questions asked. Holidays have a sense of uniformity to them that I don't like.
 
Great, but why do you need to do that on the 14th February? What's wrong with just doing that shit spontaneously, with the added bonus of not having to dine in a packed restaurant?

I'm traveling on the 14th, so we are doing it on the 13th. And there's nothing wrong with doing it spontaneously... We do this a lot, especially with 2 kids I have to keep the wheels greased and keep her happy, otherwise I'll be no different than the rest of the neckbeards fapping to Internet porn.

PS: Red Lobster isn't just packed on Feb 14th. Everyone loves those fucking cheddar biscuits. It's at least a 15 minute wait every time we go.

PPS: The Red Lobster line is a joke. That place will give you the runs.
 
This is exactly the way I feel. It's almost like a magical hand leading the sheeple to the trough and everyone just going along no questions asked. Holidays have a sense of uniformity to them that I don't like.

Yeah - I stopped going out partying on NYE for that reason. I love having fun. I'm not keen on mandated fun.
 
Great, but why do you need to do that on the 14th February? What's wrong with just doing that shit spontaneously, with the added bonus of not having to dine in a packed restaurant?

because some people feel "left out" and "not special" if they're not doing what everyone else is doing. those people are either (a) teenagers and/or (b) sheep.

even though the day is designated for lovers to show their love towards each other, it's one of the least important days for that purpose.. it's really easy to follow the script, go through the motions, buy {card, gift, food, flowers} when it's a day that's hyped up for that purpose alone... but it's not quite that easy during any other day of the year, as the motivation to show your love has to come from within, without society telling you to.

i won't be too much of a negative nelly about it though, nothing wrong with celebrating traditions as long as you understand what's actually going on, and don't get all bent out of shape if plans go wrong or didn't get x,y,z or comparing your day to others.
 
So you caved to consumerism.

Valentine's day is busiest night of year for restaurants, a $566 billion industry in the US.

Anyone who ever worked in one can tell you this. Great turnover because table of twos want to eat nice n' run home to fuck. Also plenty of dudes trying to impress their best lady.

Reminds me of a Valentine's date I once had.

I took this girl I had just met to a nice restaurant, ordered the overpriced 'Valetine's Day' special. Paid the bill and gave the waitress 15%. (Nowadays I usually give 20% unless the service is bad, but whatever.) So anyway, we're getting ready to leave and the waitress shows up again after I had given her the payment. She asks if everything was okay and I said, "Uh...yeah."

She then proceeds to embarass me in front of my date because she thought she deserved 20%. I wanted so bad to take the bill and scratch out her tip altogether, but since I was with that girl I just grabbed her arm and we left.

I've stayed away from Valentine's dinners ever since.
 
My phone is off on valentine's day, I am MIA to all the blood sucking whore's who want attention, I will be banging some one though chillin at a hotel bar.