Well I'm Black so I'm fixing my man a cast-iron fried chicken dinner, lol. Seriously though, we don't celebrate it, everyday he gets a home cooked meal cooked from scratch so this V-Day will be no different.
Well I'm Black so I'm fixing my man a cast-iron fried chicken dinner, lol. Seriously though, we don't celebrate it, everyday he gets a home cooked meal cooked from scratch so this V-Day will be no different.
Look at all you badass, self-made Internet millionaire Casanovas complaining about dropping a few bucks on your women/male lovers.
I don't give a shit if it is some commercialized holiday, the fact is that all my wife's friends are gonna be made special, and I am not gonna make her say "Hurr durr, my husband and I don't buy into that bullshit."
So you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna have my inlaws watch both kids. I'll buy her some flowers, get her some sea salt caramels, then we'll go get a couples massage, then go out to a nice dinner, and then we'll get home where we'll knock it out doggystyle and afterwards watch some re-runs of Doomsday Preppers with a glass of red wine while the rest of you whiny bitches are fapping to xhamster.com and youjizz.com.
Bought mine a Siberian husky puppy. Hopefully she lets me put it in her butt now...
I'd wait until the puppy's at least 10 weeks.
Give her a box of cigars. When she says she doesn't smoke, tell her you do and you'll help her smoke 'em.
Then, she'll say she will try them just to spite you. In the process, she will go to a cigar bar, meet a dashing bachelor and almost leave you. But in the end, she'll go to your work place, and you'll make love in the car for 15 minutes. You'll bring her out in your arms as your co-workers cheer.
Look at all you badass, self-made Internet millionaire Casanovas complaining about dropping a few bucks on your women/male lovers.
I don't give a shit if it is some commercialized holiday, the fact is that all my wife's friends are gonna be made special, and I am not gonna make her say "Hurr durr, my husband and I don't buy into that bullshit."
So you know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna have my inlaws watch both kids. I'll buy her some flowers, get her some sea salt caramels, then we'll go get a couples massage, then go out to a nice dinner, and then we'll get home where we'll knock it out doggystyle and afterwards watch some re-runs of Doomsday Preppers with a glass of red wine while the rest of you whiny bitches are fapping to xhamster.com and youjizz.com.
Wife and I go out on an alternate night to eat. We don't do presents as mutually agreed upon. But I also don't forget her birthday ROFL noob.
Yeah, this - we go out to eat once or twice a week. I bought her some flowers last Sunday because she was feeling run-down. My problem isn't buying stuff, it's doing it on some mandated magical day just because 'it's tradition'.
Great, but why do you need to do that on the 14th February? What's wrong with just doing that shit spontaneously, with the added bonus of not having to dine in a packed restaurant?
This is exactly the way I feel. It's almost like a magical hand leading the sheeple to the trough and everyone just going along no questions asked. Holidays have a sense of uniformity to them that I don't like.
Great, but why do you need to do that on the 14th February? What's wrong with just doing that shit spontaneously, with the added bonus of not having to dine in a packed restaurant?
So you caved to consumerism.
Valentine's day is busiest night of year for restaurants, a $566 billion industry in the US.
Anyone who ever worked in one can tell you this. Great turnover because table of twos want to eat nice n' run home to fuck. Also plenty of dudes trying to impress their best lady.
My phone is off on valentine's day, I am MIA to all the blood sucking whore's who want attention, I will be banging some one though chillin at a hotel bar.