What's your bitch deserves for Valentine's?
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Get her a box of the kind of tampons she uses. Open the bottom of the box so that you can take out all of the tampons and write sexist and/or period jokes on the bottom. Put the tampons back in the box. Glue the bottom of the box shut so that she can't tell that it was opened.
its today or in 2 days?
im too lazy to google, but i already know what i will get so i need to be sure she gives it to me on time!
im too lazy to google, but i already know what i will get so i need to be sure she gives it to me on time!
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Nothing ... it's a hallmark holiday that conveniently fills a gap in the retail calendar between Christmas and Mother's day/Easter. I have stuck to this line for the last 18 years and find that as long as you tell em its that way at the outset, there are no problems.
As long as you remember her birthday and your anniversary, you are fine. Valentines, schmalentines.
As long as you remember her birthday and your anniversary, you are fine. Valentines, schmalentines.
Like she's my boss.
Well this year I forgot her birthday and called only next day (she was abroad) :crap:.
And anniversary coming next day right after Valentines on 15th, so I hope some shit from Tiffany's will make it up.
my wife n' i have deemed pretty much every holiday/hallmark day absolute bullshit, and see it for what it is.. consumerism. so she has absolutely no problem when I give her a hand drawn card. we may use it as an excuse though to have our kids watched so we can go out to eat. 
So you caved to consumerism.my wife n' i have deemed pretty much every holiday/hallmark day absolute bullshit, and see it for what it is.. consumerism. so she has absolutely no problem when I give her a hand drawn card. we may use it as an excuse though to have our kids watched so we can go out to eat.
Valentine's day is busiest night of year for restaurants, a $566 billion industry in the US.
Anyone who ever worked in one can tell you this. Great turnover because table of twos want to eat nice n' run home to fuck. Also plenty of dudes trying to impress their best lady.
Christmas and Easter don't belong to Christianity - they just hijacked them. They're based on the winter solstice and vernal equinox respectively. Celebrating those dates was important in agrarian communities.
People slaughtered livestock before the solstice and feasted, and the vernal equinox signals time to plant crops. It's perfectly justifiable to enjoy them for historical reasons.
Valentine's day IS a Christian Holiday, it's the feast of St Valentine. So if you're not from a Christian background, it makes no sense to mark it. (although some argue it was adapted from a Roman fertility festival, but I don't know anything about that)
Dude, you're screwed. Forgetting your partner's birthday is pretty much unforgivable. She may accept your gifts, but she'll remember that you forgot for a very, very long time.
It applies both ways - I'd be pretty damn pissed off if my woman forgot my birthday.