What's your bitch deserves for Valentine's?

So you caved to consumerism.

Valentine's day is busiest night of year for restaurants, a $566 billion industry in the US.

Anyone who ever worked in one can tell you this. Great turnover because table of twos want to eat nice n' run home to fuck. Also plenty of dudes trying to impress their best lady.

nah, we won't go out that night, but just go out another night and give the bs excuse of valentines to get someone to watch our kids for us. we won't actually be celebrating anything.
 


Dude just take your bitch to The Olive Garden.

I have better restaurants around, but this is already became boring. I thought to have something more exiting, but have lack of ideas. Maybe to get her high on shrooms get a popcorn and have fun? :banana_sml:

Dude, you're screwed. Forgetting your partner's birthday is pretty much unforgivable. She may accept your gifts, but she'll remember that you forgot for a very, very long time.
She thinks that I was in the car accident so she don't know the real reason. So I'm quite clean on this one, but still what can I do if I have bad memory for dates.
 
Wife and I go out on an alternate night to eat. We don't do presents as mutually agreed upon. But I also don't forget her birthday ROFL noob.
 
But I also don't forget her birthday ROFL noob.
When she's around I also don't forget, because she start making this faces and hints a week or 2 in prior, but other thing when she's away for a month and you so fucked celebrating that don't remember your name, will you remember her birthday? Questionable.
 
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Only if I place a gift wrap around it, or it will make no difference from any other day. Any real suggestion?
I just ordered a Tiffany bracelet for a gift. But I still wonder on how to spent a quality and fun time? Except restaurants and clubs!
It will be more of a mix Valentine's + anniversary. I wouldn't GF so much about just Valentine's, but it is 5 year together though.
Fuck, how I bear with it for this long. :uhoh2:
 
Only if I place a gift wrap around it, or it will make no difference from any other day. Any real suggestion?
I just ordered a Tiffany bracelet for a gift. But I still wonder on how to spent a quality and fun time? Except restaurants and clubs!
It will be more of a mix Valentine's + anniversary. I wouldn't GF so much about just Valentine's, but it is 5 year together though.
Fuck, how I bear with it for this long. :uhoh2:

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I hate this holiday so much, yet I still have to take my gf to a fancy restaurant just so that I don't have to deal with 2 weeks of madness in the house.

I hate it when I'm sitting at the restaurant with her the night of V day and look around me and see that it's basically all couples... and everyone is looking around at other tables to see what other couples are ordering. lol what a ridiculous atmosphere.
 
A fat dick in her ass.
Quite fun, but it doesn't work this way.

I hate it when I'm sitting at the restaurant with her the night of V day and look around me and see that it's all couples. All couples looking around to see what other couples are ordering. lol what a ridiculous atmosphere.
And the price is tripled. I remember we went on VD ones in Manhattan some Thai Rest and $300 for two of us and I left hungry. Fuck that.
 
Look at all you badass, self-made Internet millionaire Casanovas complaining about dropping a few bucks on your women/male lovers.

I don't give a shit if it is some commercialized holiday, the fact is that all my wife's friends are gonna be made special, and I am not gonna make her say "Hurr durr, my husband and I don't buy into that bullshit."

So you know what I'm gonna do?

I'm gonna have my inlaws watch both kids. I'll buy her some flowers, get her some sea salt caramels, then we'll go get a couples massage, then go out to a nice dinner, and then we'll get home where we'll knock it out doggystyle and afterwards watch some re-runs of Doomsday Preppers with a glass of red wine while the rest of you whiny bitches are fapping to xhamster.com and youjizz.com.