what would you do if a girl punches you in the face?

Jon said:
Question...

Had she ever accused you of cheating on her in YOUR MIND and/or in a DREAM SHE HAD... and then went fucking crazy on you for it, randomly??

Because I'd love to know what the proper response and defense is to that... For future reference.
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Restrain her? Run? Lock yourself in bathroom and call the police?

I'm not saying I wouldn't hit a woman for moral reasons. Rather I would not hit a woman for pragmatic reasons. Namely, I don't like the idea of jail/having a stained record (not so much for 'job seeking' but immigration to other countries with a criminal record is VERY hard) I know it sounds pussy'ish, but I'd rather live to fight another day than get REALLY fucked.

If she lawyers up and cries in front of a judge who has a daughter while making up some painfully sad story; it won't go well for me.

Having said that, I don't have the money you do to get the type of lawyer that will raise eyebrows.
 


I feel like this kind of stuff happens mainly in America.. I traveled all over the world and for those most part women in other countries (and I'm not talking about 3rd world countries here, but Europe, South America, Asia) are mostly tame and respectful.. they never look for trouble and want to be treated like a "lady" always. it's frown upon for women to act like men, but in America the fight for equality almost makes it rewarding for women to act manly.
 
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dchuk said:
A few times in my last relationship things got to the point of basically physical violence. Either I punched a wall or she pushed me or something. I never laid a finger on her, sometimes I'd just release my frustration by smashing my hand through a fence or something and sometimes she'd push me to keep me where I was or something.

One time though, we were in the street late at night in a quiet neighborhood and she started screaming and pushing me and instinctively I just put both my hands behind my back because I knew that if anyone looked out the window at this situation I was going to jail. She was like 125lbs and I'm about 205, so it's just not a reasonably fair physical situation. So I just let her push me, and kept my hands way back, so if anyone saw it, it looked like I was just staying out of it best I could. Shitty situation that I'm glad I'm out of now, but at the time I think I did the best I could.

If you're in a position where you feel threatened, it's perfectly ok to defend yourself within reason. Don't beat the shit out of her, just protect yourself, using a restraint technique is best.

Then get the fuck away from the situation because you will get the shit kicked out of you by any guy within ear range. Honestly if I saw a guy and girl fighting, I'd go fuck the guy up too.
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Best way to go, like I tell everyone, women can switch sides/act/react pretty quickly when emotional or under massive stress or other women issues, best bet is to back off, leave the situation and if the public area, show all the signs off non aggressive behavior.
 
Jon said:
Question...

Because I'd love to know what the proper response and defense is to that... For future reference.
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Lie on the floor and play dead... people will think she killed you and call the cops on her. Dont forget to tell the ambulance guys to drop you off somewhere tho'
 
^if I had as much money as jon I'd hire 2 fulltime bodyguards that would follow me wherever I go, including the bar.
 
Jon said:
Question...

Had she ever accused you of cheating on her in YOUR MIND and/or in a DREAM SHE HAD... and then went fucking crazy on you for it, randomly??

Because I'd love to know what the proper response and defense is to that... For future reference.
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At least a half dozen times we woke up in the morning and she was mad at me for being a dick to her in her dream, or cheating on her in her dream. It's a complete mindfuck man, there's no way out of that, especially because I had never cheated on her in real life. I would end up apologizing for what dream dchuk did, straight up no-backbone beta-male shit. Stupid stupid stupid. But it got her to shut up.

At the time, I stayed in the relationship because the 5% of times that were good somehow overshadowed the 95% that were absolute hell. Plus we were still having sex.

Looking back though, I 1) have no idea what the fuck I was thinking staying around and 2) will never let anything remotely like that happen again. So I guess there's a blessing in a really shitty disguise there somewhere.
 
I hate these kind of women.

They know full and well they can attack you, but if you defend yourself and retaliate all the white knights are gonna stomp you out.

You know they wouldn't pick a fight like that in a dark street alone.

I remember one incident where this girl with a paddle was being a dumb bitch, and started smacking me hard with it for no reason(unprovoked completely). I was getting pissed, but then my friend came in and started singing and insulting them in song form. Then the girl slapped him hard, and he slapped her back equally hard and ran away. It was glorious and the shocked expression on her and her friends face was amazing.

In Toronto its usually butch lesbians, or fat hipster chicks that do this. You know the type, women's studies and all that. I'd rather spend time with actual women, not spoiled brats with penis envy.
 
^totally agree, she felt secure punching me in a bar atmosphere, knowing that 99% of guys would back her up without question.
 
Did you get the names of the people involved from the cops?

I'd being suing those fuckers if that happened to me. All 4 of them.

Don't let this frat boy/mob behavior be tolerated. If a group of guys think they can go around and gang up on 1 other guy without repurcussions, then they'll keep doing it.

You have a great case here and I bet any lawyer would jump at the chance of representing you. Now go make some fucking money off these pussies or at least get them some jail time!
 
I would probably cry myself to sleep that night then renew my gym membership the next day and pay off my friends to never tell a living soul.
 
Don't engage with masucline, aggressive broads; don't ever live with a chick; if a girlfriend gives you irrational shit don't talk to her for 2-3 days.

Simple :)
 
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greenleaves said:
Restrain her? Run? Lock yourself in bathroom and call the police?

I'm not saying I wouldn't hit a woman for moral reasons. Rather I would not hit a woman for pragmatic reasons. Namely, I don't like the idea of jail/having a stained record (not so much for 'job seeking' but immigration to other countries with a criminal record is VERY hard) I know it sounds pussy'ish, but I'd rather live to fight another day than get REALLY fucked.

If she lawyers up and cries in front of a judge who has a daughter while making up some painfully sad story; it won't go well for me.

Having said that, I don't have the money you do to get the type of lawyer that will raise eyebrows.
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ummm immigration to SOME countries CAN be harder with a criminal record (depending on the offense). Mainly ones that share criminal data bases with the US e.g. Canada, Japan and Australia and now New Zealand . But many other countries its not that hard and many don't check or care and it would not prevent you from getting a visa . In fact a criminal record depending on how bad the offense is won't prevent you from getting citizenship. Obviously there are exceptions to this like if it is a violent crime you committed. But the whole you can't travel because you have a criminal record is a little over blown IMHO. This is just what I have researched and heard from other people btw.


But overall I agree with you in most circumstances its not worth it and many times you are more a man for walking away then staying there and fighting.
 
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