what would you do if a girl punches you in the face?

It's a no-win situation. It gets even worse if female cops are around, because they always take the side of the female.
 


This is a variant of that classic drama-queen bar trick "That guy grabbed my ass"... some girls just like to see guys fighting for them. Maybe this girl wasn't good looking enough for that to be plausible. Either way it's a stupid game for a girl to play, why risk getting hit back? I mean I could prolly take you but still (it's a joke, no crying.)

I think you must not carry yourself in a way that makes a woman think twice about hitting you, not being mean but there are bullies on both sides, bullies prey on easy targets. Don't engage her, she's on a power trip and it's lose-lose for you unfortunately.
 
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WF has the best dating advice hands down!

Protip: Always roll with a big mean angry woman hating butch. I had this friend in college named Corey. She didn't get along with other girls well but was sweet as pie with us guys. We never went anywhere without her. Anytime a drunk stuck up college girl would try to get physical with her guy friends she'd slam their head through the nearest wall.

The best part is the white knight shit goes both ways. You're the asshole if you break up a girl fight no matter how much your girlfriend is getting her ass kicked.
 
1. Get her name from the police report.

2. Wait in bushes outside her house.

3. Jump out and punch her straight in the mouth when she doesn't expect it.

4. Yell "Yeahhhhh bitch, how's that feel!"

5. Profit??

^^this. :mad:
 
I feel like this kind of stuff happens mainly in America.. I traveled all over the world and for those most part women in other countries (and I'm not talking about 3rd world countries here, but Europe, South America, Asia) are mostly tame and respectful.. they never look for trouble and want to be treated like a "lady" always. it's frown upon for women to act like men, but in America the fight for equality almost makes it rewarding for women to act manly.

Yea blame it on America! It must be what is in our water, because I had a friend bring a jungle bitch from Africa. First few months very respectful and my friend glowed with happiness.

He adored and treated her like a queen. She got some American girlfriends and things started to change. The Jungle chick is now flawlessly polished and she now realizes the true value of her pussy.

My friend is no more glowing but petrified to go home after work because of the chatter, chatter, chatter. One day, she called the cops after an argument and claimed he hit her. Mind you she absolutely had no marks, but the cops had a duty to arrest the man. Insane crazy laws in some of our states, in domestic disputes someone must leave the premises and most times it's the guy.

Long story short, she put a restraining order on him and filed for divorce seeking half of his shit. While the divorce was proceeding, he was required to keep making the mortgage payment and alimony support.

My friend is not a happy man anymore and spends his time at home jacking off, since he his now afraid to commit to another woman, not even one from the jungle.

So when you find your respectable chick from another hemisphere, fuck her and leave her in that comfort zone, because in America women have somehow neutered the guys into acting like sissies due to the biased court system.
 
Most women in most countries would not dream of hitting a man. Any woman who hits a man thinks he is a total bitch and coward, because if a man really was to hit a woman back full force, there is a real chance she would die.

Can't win in feminist west though. Hit her back and you get jumped by fags. Don't hit her back and you're a bitch.

Had I been at your bar, I would like to think I would have jumped the guys jumping you. Nothing worse than macho white knights.

However:

I'm the average guy, 5'10 155 lbs

You're a skinny bitch. No guy 5'10'' should weigh less than 80 kg.
 
At least a half dozen times we woke up in the morning and she was mad at me for being a dick to her in her dream, or cheating on her in her dream. It's a complete mindfuck man, there's no way out of that, especially because I had never cheated on her in real life. I would end up apologizing for what dream dchuk did, straight up no-backbone beta-male shit. Stupid stupid stupid. But it got her to shut up.

At the time, I stayed in the relationship because the 5% of times that were good somehow overshadowed the 95% that were absolute hell. Plus we were still having sex.

Looking back though, I 1) have no idea what the fuck I was thinking staying around and 2) wilEl never let anything remotely like that happen again. So I guess there's a blessing in a really shitty disguise there somewhere.

that's the power of the Puss. Some guys take their whole life & never figure out how to take that power away.
 
At least a half dozen times we woke up in the morning and she was mad at me for being a dick to her in her dream, or cheating on her in her dream. It's a complete mindfuck man, there's no way out of that, especially because I had never cheated on her in real life. I would end up apologizing for what dream dchuk did, straight up no-backbone beta-male shit. Stupid stupid stupid. But it got her to shut up.

At the time, I stayed in the relationship because the 5% of times that were good somehow overshadowed the 95% that were absolute hell. Plus we were still having sex.

Looking back though, I 1) have no idea what the fuck I was thinking staying around and 2) will never let anything remotely like that happen again. So I guess there's a blessing in a really shitty disguise there somewhere.

^^^ This.. Been there!
 
Some of you seem to hang out in volatile places. There's also an undercurrent of "I'll show him/her!" that ignores potential consequences (jailed, beat unconscious, maimed, etc.).

Aside from self-defense, there are few reasons to fight. The risk of serious injury is too great. If she threatens your life or that of your family, and you believe she will make good on her threat, then do what you need to do for protection.

But at that point, we're not talking about silly retribution, which never yields a positive return.


And dchuk... good grief. C'mon man. Shame on you for dating crazy, and then encouraging it. lol
 
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Did you try punching yourself just to show the bitch she's messing with a crazy person?

O Fuck! I knew someone who did exactly that during a fight.

He'd start hammering his chest and or punching his jaws, all the while glaring at the other party and inching closer to the other guy. He'd keep whispering crap like - "Kill me today if you must. Even if I crawl out of here, Imma be coming out for your families." It was pretty overwhelming even for us who stood as backup for this guy.

Would make the other dude think he's crazy and 5 out of 10 times, they'd merely walk away. His only problem was that the stupid fool had no idea when to stop. Even when the other guys would begin to walk away, he'd keep calling them names and provoking them. Hence the "5 out of 10 times".
 
What would I do if a female punched me? (which they have)

Walk. the fuck. away.

Seriously, no matter how you slice it, 1) hitting women is rediculous, even if they deserve it. 2) every legal card in the deck is stacked against you. Hell, they could just say that you hit them and you're fucked.

Never. Hit. Chicks. Make cash instead.

Also, if you hit BGB, better fucking run, and hide your families too. I hear she's a sweet, intoxicating lover until you cross her. Then all shit hits the fan.
 
What would I do if a female punched me? (which they have)

Walk. the fuck. away.

Seriously, no matter how you slice it, 1) hitting women is rediculous, even if they deserve it. 2) every legal card in the deck is stacked against you. Hell, they could just say that you hit them and you're fucked.

Never. Hit. Chicks. Make cash instead.

Also, if you hit BGB, better fucking run, and hide your families too. I hear she's a sweet, intoxicating lover until you cross her. Then all shit hits the fan.

If you walk away you need to file charges of assault with the police.

I understand your line of thinking, but what you are basically saying is that a woman can assault a man without consequence and certainly you don't mean that?
 
Hello friend,

Did Jesus no say if someone hit you one side face you turn head to they can hit other side face to? So if Chrisitian should let girl hit you other side face to.

Good luck bro