
Stop slouching. Sit up straight.
Close your googlehammer window and focus. This is important.
I made $0 last week. Or maybe a few thousand. I honestly don’t know. I’ve been at the beach.
You guys, on the other hand, are fucking killing it. I’ve still got all of your sites in my rank tracker, and if I sent a screenshot to Larry Page he’d fire Matt Cutts.
Do you really want that? Would that make you happy? What is wrong with you?
Doesn’t matter. I’ve got the cure.
RankHACK is back.
In case you’ve been living under a rock, we’ve been kicking ass. Our army of three dozen dedicated servers is constantly spamming the internet, helping thousands of housewives learn 1 silly trick to a flat belly, helping tons of searchers apply for payday loans, and saving people millions on their car insurance.
We made you all rich. Now we’ve improved.
You need to know 2 things to bank with this. The second point is crucial.
1) If you use a parasite/web2.0 and it doesn’t break the top 40 within 9 days, we’ll refund 100% of your order price.
Got that?
If. You. Don’t. Rank. I. Will. Refund. Your. Money.
You risk nothing.
Note that RankHACK doesn’t work well anymore with fresh domains. They rank for a day or a week or two and then drop. RankHACK kicks ass on established websites and parasites/web2.0s.
2) You can now target up to 4 primary keywords per URL. That’s effectively a 75% discount on top of a money-back guarantee.
Alternatively, you can keep doing the same thing you’re doing and keep getting the same results.
Bubbles tend to pop. It’s their nature. Don’t miss out.
The guarantee expires at the end of this month.

$100,000 says this is a good deal.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get back to work.