N00b's guide to surviving WickedFire



Ink Elf said:
Haha this is fucking awesome! It's great to see a site where people don't give a fuck about being polite just for the sake of it. I'm also on the dp forums and get so sick of holding my tongue to avoid being banned! Let the party begin!
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So you enjoy double penetration? I'd be telling you to STFU too. Nobody likes a bitch that wants to talk during sex.
 
This forum is not just wicked by name but also by language of members in here so that means we are free to use those type of words in here? unlike other boring forums? yipee! that's what i wanted :D
Loved for whatever you typed there especially about asking dumb questions, i am not going to do that lolz..
 
Just read a couple of pages of this thread and all I can say is, fuck yeah! Let the games and boobies begin. The feeling of freedom really flows in here, from working at home to speaking explicitly. My kinda place :)
 
Thanks. I feel right at home. i am an old cunt (58) anyone calling me grandpa can get rooted, all the rest can call me sir.
 
SEO_Mike said:
Alright fuckers if you're already offended, then good. That's lesson number one. We swear...a LOT around here, so deal with it. If the "F" word offends you then go find a kinder, gentler forum. This ain't it.

Anyhow, there seems to be a lot of n00bs lately so I figured we should go over the Ins and Outs of WF. These are random notes and subject to change at any moment.

1. As already stated, there is a lot of swearing here. Most members like to swear just for the fuckin' hell of it. If you really want to fit in, you need to toss out the occasional "fuck", "shit" or "fuckin' shit", or any other George Carlin'esque expletive. When you get really sophisticated you may even start using phrases like "Shut up you worseless asshat", especially when responding to AdsenseLoser's posts.
2. You will see naked tits occasionally pop up (out?) of random posts. This is a good thing, try not to get too excited and make your keyboard gooey. Oh yeah, and they're usually referred to as "boobies" around here, not tits. Not really sure why, cuz "tits" just sounds so much more elegant. Maybe not.
3. If you post a stupid question, you will be told so. However, you will probably still get a decent answer from someone. So, go ahead, ask dumb questions.
4. If you are dumb enough to post a "Hey check out this eBook" thread, prepare for a merciless flaming. Yep, we enjoy a good roast more than the Friar's Club.
5. Jon, not John is the owner of WF, and possibly gay. The gayness hasn't been established, but the ownership definitely has.
6. [edit] If you start a separate thread to welcome yourself to Wickedfire you'll be flamed by at least one person.
7. [edit] Having the acronym SEO in your user name isn't indicative of any actual search engine optimizaton expertise.
8. [edit] NO! You cannot see anyone's fucking site.
9. [edit] How long does it take for 7search to call me and verify my CC? Just call them yourself you worseless asshat.
10. [edit] How long does it take to get accepted by Azoogle?Just call them yourself you worseless asshat. Usually speeds it up.

Well, that's it for the WF primer. I'm sure you'll figure the rest out...you worseless asshat.

Welcome to the WickedFire Experience!
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Okay...point taken :eatmousepointer:
I'm not use to cursing around but this post really help me to get my mindset ready..hohoho..
 
Hi

Don't want to be rude but why the fuck are you swearing at me, just because I'm a fucking newbie? And you, pathetic looser?! You are the wancker that has got fuck all to do other then posting on this fucking forum? Got your two post or more posts hey?! Be fucking proud of it nitwit!

Does that make you better, did you forget about your fucking first steps on the internet, back in the days when netscape was your browser and you were fucking proud that you could find a hidden boob file of 100kb that took 17 minutes to load on your ugly green (or orange) screen?!

Well just face it newbie's are the power of the future so just shut up or fucking leave! You has your time, it's ours now. Goodbye and thanks for nothing, fuck of with your fucking attitude!
 
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