Hi, I'm Bob, AKA BOB "BIGTIME SEO" and I thought I'd introduce myself on these here Forums. I just wrote this handy dandy special $7 Dollar Ebook called "Get Google Cash".
Anyone heard of this crazy thing called Adsense? How's that copy and paste thingabob work? Anyways, all this insavory language sure sounds funny to my superfine religious background. I heard some people even have to post pictures of scantily clad women just to fit in. Ok, here goes but this is little outta my character so you may have to cover your eyes...
Whew... what a hottie...Anyways I'm waiting to get accepted to one of those fancy CPA networks. Anyone know how long it takes these days...I didn't bother calling because it's the web after all. well shucks, I guess I'll just keep posting and trolling this here forum till magic checks fall from sky and I get my stimulus check. I reckon that will buy me at least 3 more Guru books.
Oh wait...That's WHAT NOT TO DO! What do you expect, it's the noob forum? Fuckers.