N00b's guide to surviving WickedFire



So, Yeah, This is a place to learn but you better have thick skin.

WHY DO YOU WORSELESS FUCKERS POST MOTHERFUCKIN LINKS TO FUCKIN GAY SEX VIDEOS ACTING LIKE IT IS A LEGIT LINK FOR SOMEONE ASKING A MOTHERFUCKIN LEGIT QUESTION?

FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKS!
 
Hi, I'm Bob, AKA BOB "BIGTIME SEO" and I thought I'd introduce myself on these here Forums. I just wrote this handy dandy special $7 Dollar Ebook called "Get Google Cash".

Anyone heard of this crazy thing called Adsense? How's that copy and paste thingabob work? Anyways, all this insavory language sure sounds funny to my superfine religious background. I heard some people even have to post pictures of scantily clad women just to fit in. Ok, here goes but this is little outta my character so you may have to cover your eyes...

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Whew... what a hottie...Anyways I'm waiting to get accepted to one of those fancy CPA networks. Anyone know how long it takes these days...I didn't bother calling because it's the web after all. well shucks, I guess I'll just keep posting and trolling this here forum till magic checks fall from sky and I get my stimulus check. I reckon that will buy me at least 3 more Guru books.


Oh wait...That's WHAT NOT TO DO! What do you expect, it's the noob forum? Fuckers.

Dude, that chick is fucking smokin. :repuke::hitit_sml:

I'm lost and I have no clue where the fuck I am. How did I get to this thread? All this cursing makes me feel warm and fuzzy.
 
Thanks for this shit! Goodness I was getting offended because I'm a noob and goodness gracious shit is getting flung at me left and right. I can't do anything right here!!! Whatever, enough boobie shots should get me accepted..well, hopefully
 
haha, just chimed in to say that this site is x1000 better than DP and the other WF.

I've been reading for the past few hours and seems like there aren't so many spotty teen kids with lol-so-bad-English inhere. How do you keep it that way?

Will it be safe in the future? I sure hope so.
 
You should also add to the list:

Having the acronym SEO in your user name isn't indicative of any actual search engine optimizaton expertise.

YES I agree too. If you're a real SEO expert then, show some good SEO stuff on the Thread. Speak like an expert. Because not all beginners can be fooled. Some are wise.
 
I don't care what those insecure people say.. cause i am very much impress with with this forum .. we must keep it up! i learn many things from it!