N00b's guide to surviving WickedFire



You should maybe add that swearing about other webmaster forums is really appreciated by the community and awarded with even more swearing and boobies... love WF going to post a dumb thread.
 
Hello to all you fucking bastards NoOb here. Go ahead flame my fucking user name I am expecting it that's why I picked it cause I am a total NoOb online. But I think I am off to a pretty good start and if you don't think so well go fuck yourself. Anyways love the forum A++ I think it will be a interesting experience.

Oh yhea by the way thanks for giving me a way to vent rather then beating my wife. LoL... J/K not even married.

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i guess .. someone needs to press hard enough to puke.
holy hell.. a standing ovation
 
maybe this question is a little dumb, but what is iTrader?
It's kind of like a credit you attribute to someone or have attributed to you from someone else for a good product or service or trade, etc. Click on someones Itrader number and you can figure it out pretty quickly.
 
So what about posting in *this* thread to welcome myself to Wicked Fire?

Obligatory dumb fucking noob question: Why can't I read posts in the education section. Isn't that the place it makes the most sense for a noob to start out?
 
Fucking nice. My kind of forum. =)

This reminds me of a budweiser ad where people had to pay 0.50$ or something every time they were swearing at the office. At the end of the day, they were all happily drinking beer.
 
Rule 11 - N00bs' first post shouldn't be a retard attempt at adding a rule.
Oh wait... Well shit.
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Here's some upsidedown boobies now disregard my post worseless shitbags...
 
Interesting and informative for the n00bs, who don't like can leave the thread. Don't spoil all.
 
I have just started a "new" account with WF after requesting several times to have the name changed on my old one without even an answer.

I would add to that list:
1) Don't expect anyone from Admin to get back to you.
2) If you don't understand getting flamed, then you should be careful to post for the first few days. You will get flamed. Even when you think you have stated a question that is not "dumb" to you, you will be surprised to find out that you are truly an idiot of the lowest form. TRUST ME!

Be careful what you post OR be ready to take some serious college hazing. This place is like a fraternity on crack and if you don't watch your words and actions, you will be placed blindfolded in front of a goat faster than you can say, "....but I'm a noob!"
 
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Soo im your newest member worseless asshat.
This would be was the first thread i have read here and this would be my first post, here it goes.
I feel so welcome now, with all the boobies and stuff not to mention the cool SEO mike.
Love the 7th guide by the way!
This is a great thread to start for me, cheers guys...
Il see just your worseless fucking faces out their...
 
I feel ashamed and degraded but at the same time warm and fuzzy. Is it wrong I`m getting hard thinking about all the Boobies i`ll be seeing?
 
Alright fuckers if you're already offended, then good. That's lesson number one. We swear...a LOT around here, so deal with it. If the "F" word offends you then go find a kinder, gentler forum. This ain't it.

gotta love the warm genteel welcum!
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