You really need to turn yourself in tomorrow. If you turn yourself in on Friday, they will not be able to schedule a hearing for you over the weekend, meaning you'll be stuck at Men's Central Jail over the weekend.
Instead, turn yourself in Wednesday morning, get processed by tomorrow afternoon, then have an opportunity to get in front of a judge by Thursday or Friday (when they'll be in a good mood).
Otherwise, if you turn yourself in Friday, you'll have to sit in the pokey until Monday morning when a judge will be pissed off and will look through all your traffic violations (no mudflaps, really?) and see how long it took you to turn yourself in and may go off on you by raping you with jail time.
GO IN TOMORROW!
PS: Thanks for willing your acct to me if you go in for life. I look forward to posting shit in German in the near future on your behalf.
wait, hold the phone, Dresden was DRIVING WITHOUT MUDFLAPS?!
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Why don't you search yourself if you actually give two shits about this guy...
I honestly considered have my assistant call the O.C. Sheriff and mentioning this thread just because he decided to include me in his buffoonery (by mentioning me in the OP)... then I was busy doing more important things like picking my nose and told her to just go back to pintrest when I'm not looking.
I will say that the case is over six years old and you were already sentenced so I doubt (Just like all of your other antics) anyone gives a shit.
[it's amazing what an assistant can get done in ten minutes... Like your initial requests to joining the Nationalist Socialists whatever bullshit back in 2008... I don't know, I told her that I just wanted your name so she stopped telling me there.]
Do they have Internet in Prison?
Bump.... Dwight, the honors pls
Anybody down to go visit him?