My wickedfire brethren...



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Why don't you search yourself if you actually give two shits about this guy...

I honestly considered have my assistant call the O.C. Sheriff and mentioning this thread just because he decided to include me in his buffoonery (by mentioning me in the OP)... then I was busy doing more important things like picking my nose and told her to just go back to pintrest when I'm not looking.

I will say that the case is over six years old and you were already sentenced so I doubt (Just like all of your other antics) anyone gives a shit.


[it's amazing what an assistant can get done in ten minutes... Like your initial requests to joining the Nationalist Socialists whatever bullshit back in 2008... I don't know, I told her that I just wanted your name so she stopped telling me there.]
 
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You really need to turn yourself in tomorrow. If you turn yourself in on Friday, they will not be able to schedule a hearing for you over the weekend, meaning you'll be stuck at Men's Central Jail over the weekend.

Instead, turn yourself in Wednesday morning, get processed by tomorrow afternoon, then have an opportunity to get in front of a judge by Thursday or Friday (when they'll be in a good mood).

Otherwise, if you turn yourself in Friday, you'll have to sit in the pokey until Monday morning when a judge will be pissed off and will look through all your traffic violations (no mudflaps, really?) and see how long it took you to turn yourself in and may go off on you by raping you with jail time.

GO IN TOMORROW!

PS: Thanks for willing your acct to me if you go in for life. I look forward to posting shit in German in the near future on your behalf.

It's not about turning yourself in, like going to the cops and saying here I am. I'll be goi to Westminster court before 930am and I'll see the judge right then.
 
wait, hold the phone, Dresden was DRIVING WITHOUT MUDFLAPS?!

That wasnt the cause of this, but I've always had lifted trucks and driving a f350 with a 10'' lift with 40'' tsl boggers looked fucking stupid with mudflaps, so as im sure you can see, it was a common occurrence.


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Why don't you search yourself if you actually give two shits about this guy...

I honestly considered have my assistant call the O.C. Sheriff and mentioning this thread just because he decided to include me in his buffoonery (by mentioning me in the OP)... then I was busy doing more important things like picking my nose and told her to just go back to pintrest when I'm not looking.

I will say that the case is over six years old and you were already sentenced so I doubt (Just like all of your other antics) anyone gives a shit.


[it's amazing what an assistant can get done in ten minutes... Like your initial requests to joining the Nationalist Socialists whatever bullshit back in 2008... I don't know, I told her that I just wanted your name so she stopped telling me there.]

:::assistant::: (mom). So you trying to threaten me? First off, this just shows that your a rat bastard. Furthermore, it's not like its a felony warrant and I'd be picked up over this. I've been pulled over on both my boat and car and wasnt picked up. But the fact that you're trying to "call the sheriff" you rat bastard further proves my thought on you. Fucking snitch.
 
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There is so much ignorance about being locked up going on in here. Especially considering we're talking about Orange County.

And Lipstick Bail Bonds cleans up. Don't hate.
 
Bump.... Dwight, the honors pls

**BREAKING WICKEDFIRE NEWS REPORT**

Dresden14 has turned himself in to local authorities in Orange County, CA. He is no longer a fugitive of the law, and has been sentenced to 25 days in the county jail, a light sentence in light of the charges faced.

Witnesses said that the Judge quietly said, "88 my brother" to Dresden as he was leaving the courtroom.

This has been a WickedFire News Special Report.
-Dwight Schrute, Official WickedFire News Reporter

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You know, if he escapes, then they're coming looking for you now Dwight... :thumbsup:

BTW; could you imagine if they put him in a cell with some aggressive black dude and he kept getting into fights?

...He'd never get out. Man that's rough. What a bad life decision he's made to get sent there, of all places.