My life in a nutshell, should it be a book?

Can't make heads or tails of this series of events... who was girl, who was wife?

::emp::

This.

...and you kicked the fucking bedroom door in, dragged her out by the hair and smashed the ex-boyfriends face in, right?

And so much this. WTF? If you just let this happen, turn in your man card right now. You're not alpha or even beta, maybe charlie or delta or some other lesser shemale.
 


LOL @ the tags. Skyfire is damned whether it's proven that he sucked cock and damned if it's proven that he didn't suck cock!
 
In a lot of these events, I seem to be missing what you did to trigger it.

I hope things are stable for you now, if that means anything.
 
It's legit, wether or not you believe it is hardly on my list of things to be bothered by.

I've never read a bio of a nobody before, I've always read them about literary figures or people who loomed large in a historical context.

Can't make heads or tails of this series of events... who was girl, who was wife?

::emp::

Got married at 19, ten years this winter.
 
What about a story about a girl that grew up in a religious cult, escaped as a teen, went to college, started a h3r0in empire, made lots of moniez, was betrayed, got heat from the feds, skipped out to mexico where she started a stolen petroleum empire under the cover of "Internet Marketing"?

Nevermind, I think I saw a movie about that. Good luck to you Skyfire, you write that book of yours and maybe I get an autographed first edition? ;)
 
Damn bro, what state did this all happen in?


Glad you made it and doing well

1~ : Florida
2~ : Hawaii
3 - 8 : Tennessee and Georgia
8 - 10 : Navajo reservation in Chinle Arizona
10-15 : Tennesse, Florida, Texas
15-17 : Wyoming
17-18 : Nebraska
19-.. : Idaho
 
What about a story about a girl that grew up in a religious cult, escaped as a teen, went to college, started a h3r0in empire, made lots of moniez, was betrayed, got heat from the feds, skipped out to mexico where she started a stolen petroleum empire under the cover of "Internet Marketing"?

Nevermind, I think I saw a movie about that. Good luck to you Skyfire, you write that book of yours and maybe I get an autographed first edition? ;)

Make an AMA plz...
 
12 years old: I had my first sexual experience. We were living in a suburb and I was really good freinds with the girl next door. One day both of our parents were gone for the day and she was over at mine playing transformers with me. So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up... So what did I do?
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said “fresh” and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought “naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!” I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie “yo homes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
 
You remind me of someone who calls himself a CEO because he runs a small webdesign business from home.

Kidnap stories as we know them are cool, like when the president gets kindapped in "olympus has fallen". But I guess it was something less cool that actually happened to you. Let me guess your dad ran away with you due to a conflict with your mum... so in this case it would be a little lame to say that you were kidnapped..

I hate to break it to you but I think your life is much more average than you think, you just seem to dramatize things a little mixed with a grain of self-pity?
 
  • Like
Reactions: momchil9
You remind me of someone who calls himself a CEO because he runs a small webdesign business from home.

Kidnap stories as we know them are cool, like when the president gets kindapped in "olympus has fallen". But I guess it was something less cool that actually happened to you. Let me guess your dad ran away with you due to a conflict with your mum... so in this case it would be a little lame to say that you were kidnapped..

I hate to break it to you but I think your life is much more average than you think, you just seem to dramatize things a little mixed with a grain of self-pity?

Shut the fuck up. You must have at least 100 posts before you can start trolling Skyfire. Thanks.
 

tumblr_maetjv0Scs1r3gb3zo1_400.gif



Anyway, I don't care if you're embellishing details. It's really not important. Do I think you should write a book on it? Only if you need to for closure. Otherwise, no. At least I wouldn't buy it. But then I don't know that market at all.

You're good people Sky. No hate here.
 
Bro, you're trying way too hard to try to be Tucker Max.. except in a more beta, not as remotely funny way.