Martin Grunin - Facebook Ads Fraud - Bank Fraud - mgrunin

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FB pursued this publicly for $350K. The guy is fucked, sideways. The only hope he had was to attempt to return the cash prior to a filing. The SA will have to pursue the bank fraud. It's a slam-dunk felony conviction.

Yep, if he was only selling ad accounts and running sketchy dating ads after getting a cease and desist the worst he could expect is a civil lawsuit. Impersonating another company to defraud Facebook out of 1/3 of a million dollars is the kind of shit that gets you thrown in jail.
 
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I find the quasi-legal advice comical, but I am sure that Grunin will find it comforting. The guy would make Narcissus blush. There is no gray area for a sociopath. I cannot fucking fathom that this clown documented it all. A wanton disregard of self-interest, as Greenspan would say. He could have worked for Lehman in another life. Add 30 points to his Wechsler and he would've done some serious damage.
 
I find the quasi-legal advice comical, but I am sure that Grunin will find it comforting. The guy would make Narcissus blush. There is no gray area for a sociopath. I cannot fucking fathom that this clown documented it all. A wanton disregard of self-interest, as Greenspan would say. He could have worked for Lehman in another life. Add 30 points to his Wechsler and he would've done some serious damage.

I know you come from the wonderful world of investing and money management where all sorts of fuckery goes on in a fast paced symphony of more dollars and euros than any one of us will ever physically encounter in our lives that you oversee every hour or less, each day... But son.. you aint seen nothing yet.

OUR industry is the Pablo Fucking Picasso of taking fairly abstract but mostly unique, sometimes bold, but always creative ways to profit from the world around us. However you'd think we'd all be pals and bros in arms and all sorts of other free flowing lulz everywhere among gay webmasters, but the moment the blood hits the water and a fast paced profit stream is outted... it is game over, hello psychopaths, goodbye nice friendly banter... even worse is when one gets caught for being extra greedy.. like hogs style...

If you think this Martin Grunin thing is easy shit, lock him up on a felony count.. bro... have I got some stories for you.. This deal is gonna be old news by end of the weekend at the latest and nearly completely forgotten (aside for the lulz and a few sporadic updates) in a month. Because what translates as a month in time for you offline folk, is half a year to us online folk. Our industry, NEVER. TURNS. OFF. Weekends? Wtf are those?

Do I sound a bit incoherent?? That's because of the mindfuck trenches we thrive and survive in every day requiring us to maintain a PhD in the art and sciences of finding and routing out all absolute bullshit, seeing bullshit, calling bullshit out, hoping bullshitter gets fucked in the ass, only to see bullshitter get to live a million more days in bullshit land, as the official crowned mayor for live of bullshitville. Tolerating the bullshit and bullshitters is the worst.. But to each his own.

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Makes me wonder who's legit and who's full of BS when posting.

I don't know what to believe half of the time on the internet.


Getting better at that is exactly how to win the internet. You'll never be 100%, but it's definitely a learnable skill.
 
you guys realize that this kid's bragging and posting of nonsense to make people envy him did himself in.

He better pray, that no federal charges are filed against him because he's going to have to do prison time.

Also this is pretty indicative of what's going to happen to most account sellers.
 
Someone that can steal hundreds of thousands of dollars, commit fraud, lie to everyone around him and still manage to sleep at night hasn't just made a couple of poor choices. Serious mental instabilities and insecurities lurk beneath the surface, a sociopath at the very least. Sort it out.
 
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