I lasted a month. ;(

Wow. Congrats on being ok. The good lord was shining down upon you today. (that rhymed!)
 


As I am driving in the fast lane at around 155 MPH, I end up hitting a gigantic pothole that was under a great bit of water. The instance my car hit that patch, all hell broke loose.

Ratchet streets man. Never, ever, drive a sports car in the rain. It only takes one time to never drive again.
 
With those conditions and speed it could have been a lot worse, good to hear you're ok.
 
Glad your ok. With that said how in the hell did you manage to spin out an all wheel drive car with probably 1000 electronic devices designed to keep you from spinning out?


He was Wolf of Wallstreeting on Quaaludes and Cocaine!!
 
Fuck man. That's shit! Glad you're able to type and alive to tell the tale, I genuinely think I'm miss you making YT vids, but that's a gutter about the car. Royally mugged chap! :(

That said - how on this blue planet did you not manage to control that at 55mph? What kind of 90's platform-computer-game style road were you driving on FFS? Did you somehow fail to avoid a patch of "SPRING UP IN THE AIR" surface ?
 
This is why I drive like a 95 year old blind Asian woman anytime it's raining out. Hydroplaned on a highway once in a minivan as a kid, it did a full 360 degree turn (there was almost no traffic luckily) and we kept driving. Was sick as fuck but terrifying.

Memories --- we had a Ford Aerostar with rear wheel drive.... sex mobile of death
 
Rear wheel drive + rain pools = really fucking bad.

I was shocked when I got my rear wheel drive vehicle and realized I could only drive it like a grandmother when it rained. Now that I have a shitty beater, I can drive it like crazy in the rain since it has front wheel drive + low weight.

Glad to hear you are ok.
 
Shame about the Audi TT.

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I can see the video now (drunk/blunted is a joke obv):

"Thanks to CEO SAM, I don't give a fuck about anything. I was coming home drunk and blunted and crashed my Audi into my other Audi. And I didn't even care. Matter of fact, I laughed. Galaxy package in your mouth, biiiaaatch. Fuck tearing ones in half on video. I'm tearing Audis in half. Get at me."
 
Glad that your ok, that sucks about your car. You should send your deducible bill to the state of new york for not fixing the roads


Rear-wheel drive cars are horrible in the rain. Be careful out there.

BTW - what kinda Audi is it? it looks nice.

I have a rear wheel drive car and its not bad in the rain, snow on the other hand isn't so fun.