Ethics of Poisoning My Neighbor's Dog
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Why kill the dog?
This is the perfect opportunity to fuck with your neighbors on so many levels that they'll beg, cooperate, or move out.
I see this as a free pass to wreak havoc. They pretty much just "started it" with you.
PS - Also after reading the suggestion of consuming the dog, bite its ear at 4am mid-bark. It'll shut up permanently.
This is the perfect opportunity to fuck with your neighbors on so many levels that they'll beg, cooperate, or move out.
I see this as a free pass to wreak havoc. They pretty much just "started it" with you.
PS - Also after reading the suggestion of consuming the dog, bite its ear at 4am mid-bark. It'll shut up permanently.
I sympathize with your situation, but don't hurt the dog. As a dog-lover I can say that if anyone harmed any one of my animals, they'd wind up suffering the same fate, I can guarantee!
@OP TLDR but poison is so elaborate and generally painful. Have you ever killed an animal with a knife? It's a good litmus test of how tough you really are. Though I would never kill a dog that's just sadistic. Try going over there and picking a fight with them at 3am, or DDOS their phone. You can cause a lot of other annoyances for them without leaving behind any evidence (but be sure you hint to them or tell them verbally). Order food, hookers, moving crew, plumbers, courier pickup, laundry etc thru fake voip + proxy. Tell them the pain will stop only when the dog stops barking. There are 20+ of each of these you can send to them. After a week if things don't improve you could sign them up for credit cards, payday loans etc. Or plant some drugs on their property and call the police
Protip: Use a voice changer software or pay someone on DP to make the calls, you never know who may be recording
waitwat? A guy killed his dog, so he shot the guy in his head and only served 5 years?
My advice to OP:
- Kill dog
- Take pics with iPhone so EXIF data is included
- Post pics onto /b/
- ???
- Profit
- Kill dog
- Take pics with iPhone so EXIF data is included
- Post pics onto /b/
- ???
- Profit
Yeah. Believe it or not, this actually happened in the 70's before mental illness, drinking, drug abuse, etc. were all legal excuses for killing people.
He was under extreme duress and apparently the neighbor was staring him down and laughing as he pulled into his driveway... before discovering the dog. It was a typical sentence for manslaughter -- 7 years, out in 5 for good behavior.
i can't tell you how long i've been waiting for a thread like this to get posted.
i'll give you some great advice that my family usually follows
while the dog is sleeping, slice off its legs and arms. then throw the dog's body through your neighbor's bedroom window. that'll teach em
i'll give you some great advice that my family usually follows
while the dog is sleeping, slice off its legs and arms. then throw the dog's body through your neighbor's bedroom window. that'll teach em
This is about a dog, not a unicorn.
If you kill or steal it, they'll just get another one (or maybe a bunch of 'em).
I can sympathize with you, because barking dogs drive me nuts - and the fact that I'm a human and they're a dog makes me question the worth of being a superior & dominant species if I can't kill or kick the shit out of it because it's aggravating me.
Having said that, the shock collar offer may have been a good option while you and the owners were on somewhat decent terms with each other.
But now I'd buy the best of those devices that prevent barking - or maybe a few different models - and attach them all to your side of the fence and see how that works.
Otherwise maybe a sleeping pill inside a chunk of bologna tossed over the fence every night just before bedtime would be worth the expense, and likely no one'd be the wiser.
If you kill or steal it, they'll just get another one (or maybe a bunch of 'em).
I can sympathize with you, because barking dogs drive me nuts - and the fact that I'm a human and they're a dog makes me question the worth of being a superior & dominant species if I can't kill or kick the shit out of it because it's aggravating me.
Having said that, the shock collar offer may have been a good option while you and the owners were on somewhat decent terms with each other.
But now I'd buy the best of those devices that prevent barking - or maybe a few different models - and attach them all to your side of the fence and see how that works.
Otherwise maybe a sleeping pill inside a chunk of bologna tossed over the fence every night just before bedtime would be worth the expense, and likely no one'd be the wiser.
