Ethics of Poisoning My Neighbor's Dog

[Pb.com]

I would get professional grade outdoor loud speakers and set them to play at 4 AM blasting white noise. They will eventually get their dog to shut up.

 

[YouDontKnowMe]

Don't poison the dog, but give the dog ex-lax every other day. After a few weeks of shit in the house, the owner will get rid of the dog on his own.

ROFLMFAO!

 

[tacoX]

lol this is strangely humorous for me
*glares at my barking dog*

 

[theunicorn]

shoot it. put gun in dogs paw. they will think it's suicide.

 

[FatalError]

Best advice - Find your neighbour's phone number & spam in beastility forums with requests like "We're looking for someone who wants to have sex with our dog"

Let the fun begin.

 

[Akela]

I realize this is a year old thread, but I cannot help but wonder how did the whole thing end?

 

[r3p1v]

I realize this is a year old thread, but I cannot help but wonder how did the whole thing end?

lol

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/134760-hes-dead.html

 

[ChickenFucker]

If you poison the dog, the owners may wonder what happened and get blood tests done at a vet (we had a dog die, and found out it was from a rare type of mushroom that shut down the dogs liver).

Now, if they do so and find out it was a type of poison, well...who do you think they are going to look at? I mean, there's no way they'd turn their suspicions to the neighbor who has visited them several times, and also called the city on them, right?

Dumb idea.

This is how to do it and get away with it.

 

[ChickenFucker]

Don't poison the dog, but give the dog ex-lax every other day. After a few weeks of shit in the house, the owner will get rid of the dog on his own.

WINNER!!!!