What Do Women Do That Pisses You Off?
- Thread starter JakeStratham
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I hate it when she's always trying to be chatty when I am obviously involved with reading a book or the paper.
YES.. when i work i have my ear buds in and ignore everything, and my ex would walk up behind me and hook them and yank. and i swear she only did it because she knew it pissed me off and because i was not giving her my attention.
One of my biggest pet peeves is when they want to go out right when im in the middle of working. If i say give me 30 minutes or so they throw a fit because they want to go right then right there. well guess what im making the money to pay for this fucking outing. Jeebus just give me 30 minutes to finish up my fucking work so i can go out. the ex did that, the current is fucking awesome about me working 18 hour days.
Hate it when my mrs gets upset with me and I have no idea what I did wrong and then after explaining why she's upset, I still don't get what I did wrong, then she gets even more upset for not understanding her. Then she goes to stay at her bitch friend's house and her bitch friend gets upset with me too, then my mum, my aunty and my grandma find out what I did and it's a total shitstorm of women hating on me for leaving the toilet seat up - or something little like that. I'm like "just put the fucking seat down before you sit down!" but noooo, has to be a big issue.
Having to let them win an argument because they can't let it fucking go. They go on and on and on and on.
Trying to make you feel guilty.
Telling stories about how [insert any female name] is bitch/slut/whore/cheat and getting you to agree.
This. Times a fucking billion. The cunts are never, EVER, fucking wrong. They're like children. It's why I refuse to have relationships. (I haven't dated in over 10 years!) I dislike women, on a sexual relationship level, almost as much as politicians. (Some of my best friends are women and I do like them as friends, but my sanity is not worth having anything more.)
Trying to make you feel guilty.
Telling stories about how [insert any female name] is bitch/slut/whore/cheat and getting you to agree.
This. Times a fucking billion. The cunts are never, EVER, fucking wrong. They're like children. It's why I refuse to have relationships. (I haven't dated in over 10 years!) I dislike women, on a sexual relationship level, almost as much as politicians. (Some of my best friends are women and I do like them as friends, but my sanity is not worth having anything more.)
There is so much win in this thread.
Every time I read this, I laugh like an idiot.
This reminded me of this bit:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f_oxZqD6wQ"]YouTube - Chris Rock - Never Scared (argument, men vs women)[/ame]
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Here's another:
They gotta pay for everything with exact change.
Oh, the bill's $37.79? "Wait! I have seventy-nine cents!" And then they proceed to dig through their purse for the change...
... and then they lay it out on the counter, one coin at a time...
... and then, they count it wrong.
Lady, it's seventy-nine cents. Three quarters, four pennies. C'mon, we've been using the same system for months. Count it out. Three quarters. Four pennies.
Then, once the change is finally on the counter, they say, "Oh! I need my quarters! Let me give you dimes and nickels!"
*Groan*
Pisses me off.
Every time I read this, I laugh like an idiot.
This reminded me of this bit:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f_oxZqD6wQ"]YouTube - Chris Rock - Never Scared (argument, men vs women)[/ame]
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Here's another:
They gotta pay for everything with exact change.
Oh, the bill's $37.79? "Wait! I have seventy-nine cents!" And then they proceed to dig through their purse for the change...
... and then they lay it out on the counter, one coin at a time...
... and then, they count it wrong.
Lady, it's seventy-nine cents. Three quarters, four pennies. C'mon, we've been using the same system for months. Count it out. Three quarters. Four pennies.
Then, once the change is finally on the counter, they say, "Oh! I need my quarters! Let me give you dimes and nickels!"
*Groan*
Pisses me off.