What Do Women Do That Pisses You Off?



Mothers that have their baby's or toddler's ears pierced.

Stabbing holes in your child so you can stick chavvy jewellery in them? YOUR CHILD NOT YOUR POSSESSION AND IT IS NOT A FUCKING FASHION ACCESSORY. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
 
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amateursurgeon said:
Mothers that have their baby's or toddler's ears pierced.

Stabbing holes in your child so you can stick chavvy jewellery in them? YOUR CHILD NOT YOUR POSSESSION AND IT IS NOT A FUCKING FASHION ACCESSORY. FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
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Along with that, look at this:

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I'm gonna assume a guy didn't do that to his daughter. Maybe I'm wrong. But I don't know any men who would allow it (for reasons that should be obvious).



Here's another:

When women proudly say, "I'm a great multi-tasker!"

"No lady, you're not. You're a multi-tasker, for sure. But like most humans, you're really bad at doing multiple things simultaneously. You think you're driving well while putting on makeup and stuffing your maw with a burger, but the guy you just cut off disagrees."




Side note: I'm a bit surprised bb_wolfe hasn't contributed to this thread. ;)
 
JakeStratham said:
My woman has no problem taking the reins. Choosing the place, making the reservation, etc. But it took years of training (she trains me, too).

That said, REIMktg's approach works every time. A lot of women don't know what they like or dislike until their guy confidently tells them. Or, if they dislike something, it's usually easy to change their minds. If you're good at sales, this will be no problem for you, PJ.

Example:

You: "We're gettin' it on tonight."
Her: "I don't really like dick."
You: "Trust me, you're gonna love this place. Wait until you taste the ldick."
Her: "I have never liked dick."
You: "I guarantee you'll love it. Every person I've taken has drooled over it, including a few who didn't like dick."
Her: "Who else have you taken?"
You: "Italian. Tonight. 7:30. Reservation has already been made because that place gets packed every night. You'll see why later."
Her: "Okay, I'm up for it."

I used that on my lady years ago. We still go to that place today, often because she wants the dick. lol
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GerardWon said:
Some good funny shit when the bitches are driving. Or even pushing a shopping cart through a busy food store. Just no inherent spatial sense whatsoever. Shit just makes me Fuckin LOL.
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For the life of me I can't understand how they can push a basket at 75 mph around a blind corner and not think twice about the chance of someone being there...
 
The thing I hate the most about women is that they don't think like I do.

This is still a "GAY" webmaster forum right?
 
I hate it most when I piss off the wife at 5pm and she just lets things seethe inside for a bit, until 10pm or so - when I'm ready to go to bed. At that time, we must talk for an hour, perhaps two. According to her, it will "not just go away" and "things will not just magically be better in the morning." This, despite the fact that I am certain those two things will, in fact, happen if we just let them.
 
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