There is so much win in this thread.
I like to be cold when I sleep, they will pile on like 15 layers and turn their toaster of a body on you. You have to be all like "Get the fuck off me you toaster, go lay on a piece of bread!".
Every time I read this, I laugh like an idiot.
Never accept that there wrong no matter have much proof you have on your side.
This reminded me of this bit:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4f_oxZqD6wQ"]YouTube - Chris Rock - Never Scared (argument, men vs women)[/ame]
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Here's another:
They gotta pay for everything with exact change.
Oh, the bill's $37.79? "Wait! I have seventy-nine cents!" And then they proceed to dig through their purse for the change...
... and then they lay it out on the counter, one coin at a time...
... and then, they count it wrong.
Lady, it's seventy-nine cents. Three quarters, four pennies. C'mon, we've been using the same system for months. Count it out. Three quarters. Four pennies.
Then, once the change is finally on the counter, they say, "Oh! I need my quarters! Let me give you dimes and nickels!"
*Groan*
Pisses me off.