What are you buying your girl for Christmas?

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I know most of you knuckle dragging faggots don't buy presents for girls. But on the off chance that you're a normal earthling what are you buying your girl for christmas? Gucci handbags? Jewelery? Server space? Chime in because I don't listen to mine and have no idea what to buy her.
 


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Just grip her something from Tiffany and Co ... there is not a single girl in the world who doesn't like the turquoise box.
 
some gifts that your women are sure to love:

gym membership
cook book
power tools
 
Top gifts for your girl:

1. Anything to help her lose weight(think weight loss rebill).
2. Vacuum Cleaner
3. Pots and Pans (always a winner!)
4. Porn
5. Anti Aging Makeup
6. Free consultation with a local cosmetic surgeon for Breast enlargement surgery
 
Nothing.

Seriously. We decided to skip X-mas a few years back and enjoy some nice time together instead of running around shopping malls like headless chicken.

Best. Decision. Ever.

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^ same.

Neither of us are in need of anything, so prefer to use the money on dinner or go to a football (soccer) game together.
 
I might decide to get her some jewelry from Kay, because we all know that's the easiest way to get laid by your girl other than rape.
 
emp said:
Nothing.

Seriously. We decided to skip X-mas a few years back and enjoy some nice time together instead of running around shopping malls like headless chicken.

Best. Decision. Ever.

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Seriously. We buy shit for each other all year long, no need to get out there and elbow old ladies in the face.
 
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