What are you buying your girl for Christmas?

Pretty sensitive for a reader of a gay webmaster forum, aren't we?

Hello friend,

There still many people who very close mind. No willing able accept other homosexual.

Still no should hate him. Just pray one day he become person tolerant.

Good luck bro
 


Bought mine a 6'10 mini mal to teach her to surf. Early gift, unfortunately she cracked her ribs in the first 5 minutes... and now she has to go home to the UK for 3 months over our summer... Guess I will have to wear in the new board for her. Fuck Yea.
 
For all the guys out there who don't have a clue (which appears to be the vast majority of you):

Women may claim to like jewelry and yours actually might, but men have a tendency to show affection by spending money. The more you spend, the more you care. If you have a woman with a bit more than average intelligence, she knows this game. Unless you've put a huge amount of thought (not necessarily a huge amount of money) into jewelry, you're buying your way out of something actually thoughtful. She'll like it (or pretend to), but she won't love it.

You want to give her something special? Put some thought into something that is totally personalized and unique. Think about the things that seem to be her biggest problems or complaints and find a way to make them better. For example, if she complains that her office is always freezing, you might get her a small space heater. Romantic in the Hallmark sense? No. But she'll think of you every time she realizes she has toasty feet and thank you in her mind for making her comfortable.

If you pay attention to her, you'll see what her interests are. A gift that actually relates to a woman and the things she likes to do - like the tablet discussed above - are great gifts. Something you bought on sale because it's shiny and you think it will get you laid might not be your best choice if you're actually trying to impress her rather than placate her. If all fails: Write her a song or a love letter.

If you don't have a clue about who she really is, ask her friend, her sister or mother for suggestions. It might make you uncomfortable, but that will make it all the more sweeter when she finds out you went that far to make her happy.
 
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She's all about the benjamins baby

I see what you did there... Ben...jamine...
 
This is the first time in 7 years i'll be single on xmas. I personally hate holidays. so this is going to be a nice change of pace.
 
It seems like two group mentalities are evident here.

Group A = subscribes to the disregard females/bitch get in the kitchen mantra

Group B = believes that a mature, sensible man realizes that a "lady" (defined as a female willing to routinely sleep with them) deserves to be rewarded for her loyalty and companionship, and anyone who says otherwise is but a teenager who has never had intercourse with a woman.

Unsurprisingly, I belong to a different, vastly more correct group:

Group C = Understands that disregarding females is in fact the easiest way to get laid. However, on the off-chance you find one worth a damn and that will actually appreciate/reciprocate your generosity, go ahead and get your spend on.

Please note that the "worth a damn" women referenced in the above paragraph are not immune to being shagged by the guys who disregard them.

This slightly off-topic has been brought to you by kingofsp. Happy Holidays.
Group D
Guys who don't take this very seriously and just happen to have their gfs living w/ them, but still enjoy making pedantic jokes and don't understand why some people think theiy're goddamn psychologists because they can write long posts even though their ASSumptions are way off.

P.S. Taking Psychology 101 in high school or community college doesn't make you Martin Charcot, as a matter of goddamn fact... If you don't even know who that is off hand you have NO BUSINESS trying to psychoanalyze someone for their forum posts. I think there's going to be a section that typifies that behavior in the DSM V naming it: Douchious Maximus Egoist Grandiose.

-Sincerly
The goddamn son of a Psychologist who can't stand half-wits that think they fucking understand people.