The official I'm drunk thread



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[ ] 850ml GIN consumed

[x] < 1 hour, 850ml GIN will have been consumed

[x] Alcoholic

[ ] Win

[x] Having fireworks tomorow

[x] XXX thread for some sort of redemption
 
Damn, drunk. Got myself some Taco Bell (regardless of what some of you probably think, our local one kicks ass quality wise because we are a small city). Hell yes!
 
FUCK TYOU GUYS I HAD THIS PUSY! omfg gahdamnit her friend man i so had it. dude i think i need to stop the sots. we had...vodka? and tequila + beer. ok so anyways the girl was maybe into me i don't knowshe kept telloing me to text her and she was like rubbing my back, but then my stupid gay fgriend kept tryin gto steal her so i pushed hta tmother fucker and i slapper him with this glove i had on. it was epic and he was like a little btuich. if this was the wild west i wopiuld have challenged him to a duel and it would've been OVER> i have really lovw tolerance so i don't think i should've taken that many hosts. i am writing this to try and rembmer. i need to get that caroline ass because seriously i am a fail and justing told me that if i could, is hould b uy khoasfailblog.com damnit. but then i'm going to buy khoaseexcessblog.com if i succed. man, time to peress submit on this post. i wil be well and proper in thje morning. what if i hav e ahngover, i'm going to hav esom water. ok wf, stay funny.
 
FUCK TYOU GUYS I HAD THIS PUSY! omfg gahdamnit her friend man i so had it. dude i think i need to stop the sots. we had...vodka? and tequila + beer. ok so anyways the girl was maybe into me i don't knowshe kept telloing me to text her and she was like rubbing my back, but then my stupid gay fgriend kept tryin gto steal her so i pushed hta tmother fucker and i slapper him with this glove i had on. it was epic and he was like a little btuich. if this was the wild west i wopiuld have challenged him to a duel and it would've been OVER> i have really lovw tolerance so i don't think i should've taken that many hosts. i am writing this to try and rembmer. i need to get that caroline ass because seriously i am a fail and justing told me that if i could, is hould b uy khoasfailblog.com damnit. but then i'm going to buy khoaseexcessblog.com if i succed. man, time to peress submit on this post. i wil be well and proper in thje morning. what if i hav e ahngover, i'm going to hav esom water. ok wf, stay funny.

all i understood was "i love cock"
 
Drunk as fuck! Hell yes!

I apoligise to Lord B for being drunk as fuck last night (and being hard core) and not telling him, wooo!!!
 
Slighty drunk, almost fucking died today because the driver fell asleep behind the wheel and we literally 6 inches away from smacking into a wall.

I glad I came home in 1 peice.
 
I'm drunk on a monday, who else? Also fuck Hienz Ward for fucking me over with that awesome move at the end of the game.