The official I'm drunk thread

where the fuck is that bar?? in the place I live they would go broke with that kind of system in a matter of weeks! :D

actually, they would go broke anywhere. How the hell they sustain the profitability (or they maybe do it just for fun and get people drunk, LOL) :)

It's tap beer and rail mixers, for an extra $10 you can get better alcohol like Captain. Either way your going to get jacked up. The best part is they run it twice a week. They tend to sell a lot of shots. There's a lot of competition here, it's fucking cheap to drink. Gotta love Wisconsin.
 


It's tap beer and rail mixers, for an extra $10 you can get better alcohol like Captain. Either way your going to get jacked up. The best part is they run it twice a week. They tend to sell a lot of shots. There's a lot of competition here, it's fucking cheap to drink. Gotta love Wisconsin.


Confirm that. I live just across the river in Minnesnowta (grew up in wisky though) and have all you can drink for $8-10 at a couple local bars :banana_sml:
 
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i'm fucking ruined. great night in my shitty hometown, where everybody knows your name, gonna be a drunk and merry christmas.

also, i dropped friends home drunk, not proud of that one, but i got away with it so booya
 
I'm sick not having a thread to post in while wasted (which is more nights than I'm sober). I'm sure this thead will be most popular on weekends, but I'm giving everyone an option to post somewhere rather than being a huge turd nugget to other members (although the noobs need it).

This thread is also good if your fucking way too high, or on a runner of jack3d or some other stim.

Post away.
word it should be sticky too cause there is no way in hell im gonna be searching when im fucked up el oh el
 
Drizzunk. Eatin' me some chikken fried steak. Fuck ya. Titties with extra gravy.

Dig in, my friends.
 
Drunk,yeah yeah. As a skunk, yeah yeH, gunk god iPhone automatic spell corrct , yh yeh, get hr dank on, yeh yeh. Ilove it
 
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And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. ... What Movie?

Edit: i might start a what movie is this thread... after im not so drunk :P
 
Just woke up. Still very drunk.

Damn, I've got work to do... coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee