The official I'm drunk thread



Caligo said:
FUCK TYOU GUYS I HAD THIS PUSY! omfg gahdamnit her friend man i so had it. dude i think i need to stop the sots. we had...vodka? and tequila + beer. ok so anyways the girl was maybe into me i don't knowshe kept telloing me to text her and she was like rubbing my back, but then my stupid gay fgriend kept tryin gto steal her so i pushed hta tmother fucker and i slapper him with this glove i had on. it was epic and he was like a little btuich. if this was the wild west i wopiuld have challenged him to a duel and it would've been OVER> i have really lovw tolerance so i don't think i should've taken that many hosts. i am writing this to try and rembmer. i need to get that caroline ass because seriously i am a fail and justing told me that if i could, is hould b uy khoasfailblog.com damnit. but then i'm going to buy khoaseexcessblog.com if i succed. man, time to peress submit on this post. i wil be well and proper in thje morning. what if i hav e ahngover, i'm going to hav esom water. ok wf, stay funny.
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fucking gay, he loves cock!!!!! :zzwhip:
 
I'm drunk - 7 "cuba libre"(rum and cola - they call it "una mentirita" in cuba) + 5 beers, I have to say that I love you guys, I've done more than $XXXXX because of people that I've meat here. Big kiss
Loooooooooooooooooooooooooove
 
I am cruuuuuunk, all I had was henessy tho so the hangovr will be light. I will let u kno 2morro
 
Your panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. watch Old School.... i think im going to sleop so im donw bumping this thread
 
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjCxPs-PvyQ"]YouTube- Broadcast Yourself.[/ame] hate everone here that didnt tell me about cpm and cpv.... yeah im drunk as fuck
 
So, I'm in LA right now for this Aff. Convention BS. I never made it to the show.....but I'm drunk!!!! :) cheers to being drunk!
 
Rage9 said:
I'm wasted, yes! Thank-you $10 all I can drink Thursday!
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where the fuck is that bar?? in the place I live they would go broke with that kind of system in a matter of weeks! :D

actually, they would go broke anywhere. How the hell they sustain the profitability (or they maybe do it just for fun and get people drunk, LOL) :)
 
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