Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"
- Thread starter jvincent
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Me: Hey honey
Wife: hi
Me: when you gonna let me tap that?
Wife: tap what!?
Me: you know...
Wife: ...Fuck off and don't forget to take the trash out tonight.
Me: you're fat.
i was gonna plus rep you...but you're banned....
i love the you're fat part...lol
got a question. how many of the guys that asked can i tap that to a girl got a positive answer???
be serious now...
be serious now...
well i did that...lets just say all i got.... was the charges for the sms ...
So high CPC but low EPC? TIme to start messin with keywords. =D
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: i think you sent that to the wron person...
meher name)?
her:yes...
hermy name)?
me: so when you gonna let me tap that no time for games
her:wher is this comming from?
me: from behind if you give me like 20 minutes
her:haha who is thiss?
me: it's me baby the one and only i'm a busy man ca i get a yes or no?
her: thats a fuck no especially since i know this isn't (my name)
i'm going to do some market research an resubmit a simmilar ad
her: i think you sent that to the wron person...
me
her name)?her:yes...
her
my name)?me: so when you gonna let me tap that no time for games
her:wher is this comming from?
me: from behind if you give me like 20 minutes
her:haha who is thiss?
me: it's me baby the one and only i'm a busy man ca i get a yes or no?
her: thats a fuck no especially since i know this isn't (my name)
i'm going to do some market research an resubmit a simmilar ad
me: so when you gonna let me tap that
her: wtf?!?! (my name) please tell me that wasn't a serious question..
me: serous as the internet so is that later tonight then?
her: no
me: so tomorrow then?
her: Never!
me: K can i get your best friends number then?
no response
she wouldn't let me get the link even though she isn't even running that offer
later on:
her: ha naww.... get it some other way (my name). but whatever i still love ya
me: i needed a number not a redirect link
her: wtf?!?! (my name) please tell me that wasn't a serious question..
me: serous as the internet so is that later tonight then?
her: no
me: so tomorrow then?
her: Never!
me: K can i get your best friends number then?
no response
she wouldn't let me get the link even though she isn't even running that offer
later on:
her: ha naww.... get it some other way (my name). but whatever i still love ya
me: i needed a number not a redirect link
Daaaamn! Wish I thought of that! This "When you gonna let me tap that?" got viral and it's around a bunch of popular forums. Respect, dude!
Baaa hhahahahahahaha. funny shit.
I tried using a solid presale landing page, but still failed.
Me: Hey there, whatcha doing?
Her: Watching a movie how are u?
Me: Good, where are you?
Her: Fresno eh I spent 2weeks in washington got back monday
Me. Cool, I have one more questionfor you
Her: Lol hehe k
Me: When u gonna let me tap that?
Her: Haha lol well um a week ago i would have said anytime but i have a bf and i don't cheat sorry
And she's REALLY fat! So I thought I'd have a high conversion rate. I'm going to tweak some keywords, probably add some long tails and resubmit.
Don't need long tails or any more research...
You just need to add a bonus:
And if you let me tap that ass today, I will immediately take you to a convenience store and load our face with Snickers and M&M's.
not mine but lol:
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rofl absolute win.
me: hey
her: hey
me: sooooo when you gonna let me tap that?
her: what?
me: when are you going to let me tap that?
her: tap my ass? you know im getting married in july....
me: oh right
me: so before july sometime?
her: just shut up
lmao.