Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"



lemon116 said:
Come on over baby, lemme just shave ma balls and im all yours :xomunch:
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100% conversion!!! Not a rebill though....


woh woh guys...please stop pming me....was only a joke....unless you got tits...and no, man titties dont count.
 
jdomaha said:
Me - Hey, when you gonna let me tap that?

Her - Come again?

Me - When. Are. You. Gonna. Let. Me. Tap. That.

Me - I need an answer. I'm a busy man.

Her - ah. Proper punctuation makes all the difference. Never.
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This made me laugh.
 
her: You out? Thinking about Gxxxxxx?
me: Yo
her: how are you? long time no talk. was just at Bxxxxxx for crab legs. sooo good!
me: Question:
her: I asked a question! How are you.
me: I have Q's. That's how I am.
her: What are your questions my friend?
me: When u gonna let me tap that?
her: Gord lord xxxxx! Forward much!
me: Im a busy man. I get to the point.
her: What happened to your game? Or...I'm I really just not worth game? Wow!
me: Yes or no will do.
her: I'm always around.

:)
 
some of these conversations sound like the fake comments on farticles / flogs... but some sound pretty real are interesting and full of win..
 
i'm surprised this concept is new. usually works better if you just hang out with them and just start making out though. much better conversion rates than being upfront. :rolleyes: takes no balls to say that stuff online... although it did work for me when i was 17 and asking random girls on aol.
 
jenzkc said:
.... if you just hang out with them and just start making out though.
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You just cannot hang out with *any* girl but you sure can text right? Its like affiliate marketing, throwing shit on the wall & see what sticks.
 
jenzkc said:
i'm surprised this concept is new. usually works better if you just hang out with them and just start making out though. much better conversion rates than being upfront. :rolleyes: takes no balls to say that stuff online... although it did work for me when i was 17 and asking random girls on aol.
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You need more people......WE DON'T BELIEVE YOU
 
windjc said:
I couldn't see myself texting that. One of the main reasons is that I and the girls/women I know don't talk like that. They'd be confused.
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You'd be surprised.

All of the girls in my case study are nice, college educated girls. Two are school teachers. The one that responded "I get back on the 5th" is an attorney.

Haha.
 
\\Text:

Me: Ayyy...so when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tap what exactly?
Me: Tap that....have sex...
Her: With me?
Me: You and I. I'm a busy man.
Her: Oh so your just fitting me into your schedule. No thanks.

Me: So when you gonna let me tap that?
Her: *Long long message about how she would message me if she wanted it etc etc*
Me: Cool. Invitation is always open.
Her: Not like my legs.
Me: Don't trip.

\\Phone conversation:

Her: lalalalaal just went swimming
Me: Aww you must have gotten wet, and dried of in the hot hot sun....blah blah my weekend, there was rain, we got drenched soaked, we got wet wet wet.
Her: Cool
Me: So...when are you gonna let me tap that?
Her: Tonight?!?!?
 
This is all over the F'n web now. Here a couple I am sifting through.

me: hey, wanna get a drink?
her: yeah, sure
me: you like wine?
her: oh yes!
me: box or bottle?
her: ewww, bottle of course
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: right after I twist the cap
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Me: Heyy babe u at uni?
She: Yea in class atm.. i gotta break in an hour we could do something then
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Me: yea for certain.. can i tap that when i see u?
She: excuse me!!
Me: please answer the question.
She: wtf!! u are like the wierdest **** i know.. no asking me out for dinner or movies, **** offf never text me ever again
Me: I do have weed, u can have some if u let me tap that?
She: Im gonna call the cops on u.. like seriously u bring drugs to uni, im gonna forward this text to the dean hope u die ****face
Me: Nice, so really when can i tap that?
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me: hey, what did the hammer say to the nail?
her: ?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: who the F is this?!?!??
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^^^^ is a new entry point to the convo

me: get that paper done?
her: yeah thanks for the help
me: when u gonna let me tap that?
her: what?
me: i ask the questions
her: ?
me: youre doing it wrong

*nothing for 20 mins

me: times up
her: are you asking if i will screw you?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: i like you alot, but dont want to rush anything
me: scurrred?
her: ?
me: when you gonna let me tap that?
her: take me out tonight and we will see what happens. k?
me: im gonna tap that!
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me: hey
her: hey
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me: sooooo when you gonna let me tap that?
her: what?
me: when are you going to let me tap that?
her: tap my ass? you know im getting married in july....
me: oh right
me: so before july sometime?
her: just shut up
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Me: Hey, I've been wanting to ask you a question since i first saw you
Her: Who is this?
Me: ***** I got your number from *****. Remember that night I met you, you showed me your tattoo, I was wearing white jeans with a white top, you were wearing dark blue jeans with a red tshirt.
Her: How do you remember that?!
Me: My hobby requires memory
Her: Yea you play poker right
Me: So you do remember me.
Her: Kinda yea
Me: So I have a question for you
Her: Umm ok
Me: When you gonna let me tap that?
Her: What?
Me: Tap that. Tap you. When you gonna let me?
Her: What does that mean? (god English slang is so lost on these people)
Me: I want to hit you
Her: what is wrong with you ****
Me: No, not like physically hit you, like have sex with you
Her: **** you
Me: YES! EXACTLY! when can you?

No response since then
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I'm gonna get yelled at by the girl who gave me her number... lol
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Me: So when u gonna let me tap that?
Him: Who is this? Hahaha hit it and leave hahaha
Me : So what’s your answer?
Him: Where did this come from?
Me: I’m asking the questions.
*20 minutes no response*
Me: So is that a no? Or are you gonna let me tap that?
Him: Tap what?
Me: Tap dat ass!
Him: If you were my girlfriend I would.
Me: WTF?
Him: Haha you’re so cute!
Me: I’m just a squirrel trying to get a nut
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me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: wtf? great thing to strike up a convo with after not talking for three months lol
me: is that a yes?
her: you should know by now that i have a little more self-respect than that, *****.
me: you sure about that?
her: lol yes i'm sure.
me: aight, i'm down with the whole self-respect thing.

*20 minutes later*

me: hey, what's your sister's number?
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Hahahah those were great Dimaseo, there goes my +rep for the day

Especially this one
me: so when you gonna let me tap that?
her: wtf? great thing to strike up a convo with after not talking for three months lol
me: is that a yes?
her: you should know by now that i have a little more self-respect than that, *****.
me: you sure about that?
her: lol yes i'm sure.
me: aight, i'm down with the whole self-respect thing.

*20 minutes later*

me: hey, what's your sister's number?
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I did one to a girl I barely knew the other day, didn't go bad but didn't convert lol
 
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