Text a girl and ask if her if "you can tap that"

[chatmasta]

I know guys that just mass contact women. Responses always come.

I was always too picky to do shit like that though, I got 99 problems - but a bitch aint one.

I don't think I can do this post justice.

Please, someone...

 

[FerrisHilton]

Just now-

Me: hey
Her: hey
Me: when you gonna let me tap that
Her: i dont think so
Me: aw
Her: wat aw
Her: ur the one in a 7 year relationship


Fail.

 

[yellowarrior]

This is funny as hell.

Too bad there is no fun German translation for this.

::emp::

2 of the best regular booty call girls ive ever had were german students in town for the local university exchange program.

"American Boy"

 

[Hpwandrew]

Lol this one almost made me single.

Me: When are you going to let me tap that ass?
Her: Excuse me?
Her: Who in the hell did you mean to send that to Andrew?!
Me: You!
Her: K
Her: I want your password for tmobile...

 

[CLKeenan]

Lol this one almost made me single.

Me: When are you going to let me tap that ass?
Her: Excuse me?
Her: Who in the hell did you mean to send that to Andrew?!
Me: You!
Her: K
Her: I want your password for tmobile...

Hahahahah owned!

 

[Hpwandrew]

Hahahahah owned!

I know, tell me about it. Thanks WickedFire! I set out to tap ass and my ass was the only thing that got tapping.

This sucks..

 

[avalonnova]

Me: Babe, when you gonna let me tap that.
Wife: Why are you texting me from home, dummy?
Me: So are gonna let me tap or not.
Wife: ...
Me: ???
Wife: Did you take the trash out?
Me: Yes
Wife: I'm in the bedroom...
Me: On my way.


Fuck Yeah - Sunday Night Conversion.

 

[emp]

I would LOL at that, but I am married

::emp::

 

[lemon116]

My (male) Designer

me: I got a quick question for ya...
him: yea, tell me
me: when can I tap that hot ass of yours already??
him: means
me: when are we going to have sex together?
him: crap man, whats wrong with u?
me: i just found out im gay
him: I am straight man, loves only gals
me: comon at least gimme a hug
him: get lost man

 

[ck256]

Yeah, married is not really that much fun . . . Im not sure many of my female friends would appreciate this . .

me: when you gonna let me tap that?
wife: baby, the bar is always open for u

now, maybe some of my staff . . that'll be good motivation to get working on my IM career since I'll be promptly fired . .

 

[jdomaha]

Me - So, when you gonna let me tap that?

Him - Shouldn't you be working?

Me - I need an answer. I'm a very busy man.

Him - Tap what, queer?

Me - You have a point

Him - You smell like reek of viagra and too much charred flesh red meat.



Another -

Me - Hey, when you gonna let me tap that?

Her - Come again?

Me - When. Are. You. Gonna. Let. Me. Tap. That.

Me - I need an answer. I'm a busy man.

Her - ah. Proper punctuation makes all the difference. Never.

 

[markus]

 

[Moxxy]

anyone written a script to automate this? Surely it couldn't be that hard to write an algo to recognise positive responses... focus the followup and all that...

 

[ThatSwissIMGuy]

@Markus

I think that's the worst conversion rate we've had so far. Not even a maybe.

You must be ugly as fuck...

 

[Danc1122]

Yeah @Markus

WTF are you doin bro? lmao.

 

[jvincent]

lol @ markus, awesome.

 

[jvincent]

for those who want more "tap that" glory from the crew at pbnation, they have V.2 and a V.3 threads (each huge). V.2 is prolly the best of them so far:

Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that" V.2: All you have to do is just ask.. - PbNation
Text a girl and ask her if you can "tap that" V.3: All you have to do is just ask.. - PbNation

apparently over there there have been a few confirmed "tappings", 1 official breakup, and 1 person got jumped lol

 

[zimok]

Bahahah +rep good try,

You need to upgrade your copy though, the "I don't care about the consequences" immediately implies you do.

 

[Sticks79]

Smack Dat.

 

[tangy]

i'm fucking dying. this was an excellent idea

i've already torched like 2-3 quasi-friendships easily this morning. epic shit