Stop Raping Me, Please

It's not better, it's the only thing you should do.

As a Plan B, something to fall back on if your defense attorney is flailing, you could always film the sexual encounter. It worked for the Hofstra guys:


The weird lesson for men who have group sex in bathrooms: Film it on your cell phone. A five-minute video of the sex, which one of the men gave the cops, apparently persuaded the 18-year-old to take back her original story. At another moment, such a video might have gotten the guys in trouble for making porn and for sexting. But this time, it seems to have saved them.


You probably don't want to lead with the video, though.
 


tbh, its not what you should do.

its what i would do.

you clowns, on the other hand, can rot in prison. i dont give even the tiniest of shits.

You would lie and potentially go down for a crime you didn't commit if they could prove that you were actually there?

Smart.
 
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What type of club was this?

normal nightclub. not a gay club, if that's what you're digging at. but having lived on both the east & west coast and australia extensively, i've been in a few gay clubs (no, i'm not gay... but the ladies scene in those joints is flat outstanding), and never been roofied before or since. its not a "club-type" thing.