Hey You,
Still haven't gotten off your ASS to train for the big fight next year?
Still think your UFC greatest hits collection is all the training you'll ever need? Well think again FATTY...
You're TWO months away from getting humiliated in the cage by a bald ugly white guy who walks around in the skin of a FAT bald ugly white guy... In your current shape the match won't last more than 10 seconds. You will cower on the mat in the fetal position while the skin of your enemy covers your body as he suffocates you alive. He will whisper words into your ears claiming you as his bitch now, while you feel his raging boner slide up against your ass cheeks. Forever violated by the man you despise so much...
Is this what you want?
So what are you gonna do about it? Don't know?
Well I could share my years of mixed martial arts training with you... Knowledge you could use to defeat your enemy in under 30 seconds. The same knowledge I use to train the CIA, Navy Seals, Green Berets and the British SAS. I could teach you everything you need to know in less than an hour... but I don't think you really want to win. So enjoy the last 2 months of your man hood. I hope you got a nice new name picked out because after you lose, you'll never want to be seen around these parts again. Was nice knowing you.