N00b's guide to surviving WickedFire



So what? I am a noob, and my name has SEO in it......... anyways, I WILL ask dumb questions, I will Fucking curse, occasionally, and if any of you cock suckers have a problem with that..... kiss my ass, I can take anything you throw at me, remember, I AM a noob, I don't know shit, so I am here to learn how to make a living online so I can support my family, so if any of you assholes can help me out, I would appreciate it!

How was that?

Fight On!

Dave
 
well noo fucking wonder I got banned from the god damn WF...I thought I was fucking posting at WF!!


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I need to stop drinking.........er.....no i dont
 
Freaking amazing....

I'm pretty sure getting flamed for substituting curse words with synonyms are in the rules...

In fact, I'm pretty sure knowing in what context to use the word "synonym" is also a punishable offense..

hmmm....


New rule?

10899. Substituting the word "Fuck" for the word "Freak", or any derivative word of curse thereof, is an offense punishable by lashings
 
If you are in my age group (mid 40's), most of the members here are younger than those old jeans at the back of your closet you actually still believe you'll fit into someday!

Wow, I'm really an old fuckin' broad - just hit the big 50!! Not into boobies, either, but hey, why not I suppose... ;)
 
i still do think "boobies" sounds more elegant than "tits". bahaha! and you're not being nice... you make me fcukin' conscious of my 32-A boobies. yadayada!! you spin me round (like a record) is my current fave! ;D
 
I'm starting to like this place already. But one think is for sure. I don't swear cause I still got wipe marks on my back from back in the day. Bad Times.
 
If you are female and looking to look at cocks, don't waste your time here, there's just lots of boobs!

If you are female and looking for others like you, know most of the members w/female advatars are men, females are in the minority. There's probably enough gay men here you will feel at home anyways!

If you are in my age group (mid 40's), most of the members here are younger than those old jeans at the back of your closet you actually still believe you'll fit into someday!
I wasn't aware there WERE women here. I thought it was just a bunch of guys who wish they could get women, or maybe put a picture of a hot chick as an avatar
 
What the fuck kinda site is this with all this cussin and shit? I can't believe I stumbled apon this bullshit.

Anyway, I've already been helped by some posts here...thought I would leave a post and say so.


I'm out...bitches...

:jester:
STOP! My fucking virgin ears.