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The number of you that think that he actually has a #Yolo tattoo based on IceToEskimo's photoshop blows my mind.
 


So this has become a deeply disturbing thread. I don't know the kid but I really hope his shit turns out a lot better than what this thread has evolved into. I mean wtf.
 
I_like_cock said:
I have no regerts him trolling me.

Best part of the troll was I2E can't even fucking spell....
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See...it's funny because the tattoo is meant to say "NO REGRETS", but it actually says "NO REGERTS" which is itself something to regret...except, now it's not funny, b/c I had to explain it.

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infoslob said:
Four pages after someone jizzes on a photo of a lawyer & a close up of a tranny's diseased geoduck - and now suddenly this thread becomes deeply disturbing.
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Wait until the thread slows down again.. i have more in that very special folder of my bookmark list.
 
greenleaves said:
Edit: It gets even funnier, the guy took public counsel for his criminal charges... so he does believe in fake attorneys?
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Even Mr. Costello knows that a public-minister-diplomat-attorney-in-fact who represents himself has a ©fool™ for a client....
 
Ladies and Gentleman.. as in classic wickedfire tradition, having hosted the likes of Luka Magnotta and other uniquely flawed characters in the past...

We have, once again, had the privilege/oddity/tragedy of hosting another extremely psychopathic individual; A real life Patrick Bateman.

This shit has just keeps sinking deeper and deeper into the unbelievably insane, legendary territory even. Even Zuckerberg himself must be WTF'ing... or at least I would hope.

I love this place...

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Holy shit... we read about this type of defense based on the Strawman Theory in my criminal law and sociology classes.

Cliffs: "The theory holds that an individual has two personas, one of themselves as a real flesh and blood human being and the other, a separate legal personality or person (usually written in CAPITALS) who is the "strawman". The idea is that an individual’s debts, liabilities, taxes and legal responsibilities belong to the strawman rather than the physical individual themselves, conveniently allowing one to escape their debts and responsibilities."​

We read that people who get overwhelmed with the situation they're in or don't see a way out default to the Strawman Theory to try and rationalize what the fuck is going on. It never works.

Mcgrunin man... all the trolling and luls aside, unless you're thinking about getting a mistrial by throwing your attorney-in-fact under the bus and attempting to win via some huge technicality that no one but you saw coming then I would seriously lawyer the fuck up. You're still young and this is still salvageable. Shit happens but it's not the end of the world. Get your shit together and either fight this or take a deal. For either of those options you're going to need a white collar legal defense team/firm/partnership with experience in this. Not this strawman bullshit.




































































































































































































































lol but no seriously you're fucked man
 
Dr. Scientist said:
Holy shit... we read about this type of defense based on the Strawman Theory in my criminal law and sociology classes.

Cliffs: "The theory holds that an individual has two personas, one of themselves as a real flesh and blood human being and the other, a separate legal personality or person (usually written in CAPITALS) who is the "strawman". The idea is that an individual’s debts, liabilities, taxes and legal responsibilities belong to the strawman rather than the physical individual themselves, conveniently allowing one to escape their debts and responsibilities."​

We read that people who get overwhelmed with the situation they're in or don't see a way out default to the Strawman Theory to try and rationalize what the fuck is going on. It never works.

Mcgrunin man... all the trolling and luls aside, unless you're thinking about getting a mistrial by throwing your attorney-in-fact under the bus and attempting to win via some huge technicality that no one but you saw coming then I would seriously lawyer the fuck up. You're still young and this is still salvageable. Shit happens but it's not the end of the world. Get your shit together and either fight this or take a deal. For either of those options you're going to need a white collar legal defense team/firm/partnership with experience in this. Not this strawman bullshit.
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The only thing Mgrunin's shoestring budget has room for is the Strawman Defense though. Got any tips for building a better legal defense for a guy who blew all his money on sports cars that he then totaled?

Personally at this point I think Martin Grunin should crack open some Quantom Physics books and hope he can invent a time machine so that he can fix this mess. That's a bit more down to earth than this whole "free man on the land" crap.
 
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