Is the stuff with the moronic fake lawyer a joke? Or is he genuinely hiring that guy?
Looks to me like he has already hired the guy and filed papers with the court with that hack's advice. Found the following on pacer:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B_oVUF2btaFyY05fbHRCcU01cUE/edit?usp=sharing
We have left the realm of absurdity and entered the realm of madness!