Filipinos stereotypically have smaller cocks, just saying.
The problems of lack of punctuality & dedication are hilarious! Take it from a guy who has lived in Mumbai (India) all his life (me); this is because you have poor judgment of people & are deluded by the egalitarianism & "equal opportunity" that pervades your (western) culture- it doesn't work that way here. By living & thriving here (and being aware of the culture), I have developed an acute sense of contempt & intuitive exploitative powers, to pick only the competent and to work them as efficiently as possible. So you should buy shit from me, I have a real office & am on good terms with other local companies & freelancers as well. We sell everything (SEO/link building, programming, design etc). And, you can deal with someone who speaks English (me).
Also, don't be fucking cheap. If you want to hire a PHP coder for $5/hour please go to Bangladesh or the Philippines or wherever. As stated above, it's a recipe for shit. You do get what you pay for.