I want to get fired, please help.
- Thread starter W1NN1NG
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I see you're guys points. I guess I didn't really think about who was actually going to be paying my check. I guess what it comes down to is that I am soft. I am a child of generation Y.
My mom breastfed me til I was 6, my dad still fixes my car for me, my mom still does my laundry, and I have never been in a physical fight of any kind and I am 27 years old.
I had to jump into the corporate world because I got married and my wife needs security. The corporate world is too stressful to me. I don't like people yelling at me.
How can I get stronger?
My mom breastfed me til I was 6, my dad still fixes my car for me, my mom still does my laundry, and I have never been in a physical fight of any kind and I am 27 years old.
I had to jump into the corporate world because I got married and my wife needs security. The corporate world is too stressful to me. I don't like people yelling at me.
How can I get stronger?
Why don't you man up and keep your job(and do your job), come home and work on your business at night. Oh don't have time after work? Work at night and sacrifice those hours of sleep. Oh wait I forgot your lazy and don't do your job in the day time anyway. You already waste your day browsing the web, what do you think your going to do when you quit your job?
If your slacking now and thinking your going to have it easy after you quit, l-o-l.
If your slacking now and thinking your going to have it easy after you quit, l-o-l.
The main issue is that I am lazy. I agree with ItsYoBuddy in the fact that I lack work ethic. I have held this outward christian life for so long I am ready to just let loose like an Amish Rumspringa. I think I just need to fall hard so I can be motivated to work. That is why I am going on a sinning spree.
Assuming this is true I recommend you do any or all of the following:
Start taking a martial art, preferably in a dojo that spars a lot.
Sign up for crossfit if there's one near you.
Go skydiving.
Buy a couple guns and a big knife, get a hunting license, kill something, skin it, roast it, and eat it. And wash the blood out of your clothes yourself. Don't give it to your mother.
If you trust your wife tell her to start hitting on other guys in front of you.
Volunteer at a soup kitchen.
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Work as hard as you fucking can at your job until you're outperforming your coworkers and your bosses ask you for favors.
You don't need to fall hard and you don't need a sinning spree. You need to see some blood, get the shit kicked out of you, feel good about a hard day's work. Take a bite out of life dude. You're 27. What the fuck are you waiting for.
employees who file workmans comp claims bank harder. most of those claims get thru unchallenged. get some long-term disability insurance 1st & dont do things like help your buddy move his furniture after u file. youll never know when theres a private eye taping you! i know a guy that hasnt worked in 3 years!
Your Manager is too fucking soft. I would have fired your ass already. Also you will very likely fall in IM. I year when I started earning the most was the year when I was appreciated the most at Work. Work Ethics applies every where. You are just finding the First excuse to start "NOT" working "Online". You will have many more excuses.
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If you lack work ethic in the first place, what makes you think you'll be successful in IM?
I actually think the best idea yet is to IM at work if you already proved you can slack off and not get fired. Then you'd be getting the best of both worlds
internet marketing is the one place you cannot get lazy in the beginning, takes hard work to have established safe earnings, then you can be lazy but the road up there oh no no girlfriend as oprah would say (Why did you have to go off the air, i depended on your "The Secret" type book suggestions to help me get what i want)
Since your inspiration in work will clearly carry over to IM, I'll help you out.
1) Find honey.
2) Pour over work computer keyboard.
3) Complain.
4) ???????
5) Get promotion or fired.
If you get promotion then just pour honey over other stuff, no one likes sticky stuff on their hands.
I hope this helps, please post results.
1) Find honey.
2) Pour over work computer keyboard.
3) Complain.
4) ???????
5) Get promotion or fired.
If you get promotion then just pour honey over other stuff, no one likes sticky stuff on their hands.
I hope this helps, please post results.
Bottom line is, you can't- not without some serious introspection and soul searching, and that's gonna be HARD. Your Mommy and Daddy, with some help from the fucked "Dr' Spocky" psycho-babbly, politically correctoid educational and political system in this country totally fucked you by letting you become the total fucktard you are.
Honestly, the best thing you can do for us is suck on a 357 mag and just say fuck it- "It's Too Hard, Waaa".
The next best is to refuse to breed, and just live out your sad little life childless.
Or, you can read your own posts in this thread, decide to break the programming that's been inflicted on your poor little head by a bunch of misguided tho well meaning idiots, man up, and decide to become a productive and responsible citizen and quit looking for your handout.
I hope you choose Option 3, but any of them works for me.
Good Luck, Bro.
It's not fraud. Being fired for poor performance and collecting unemployment is how the system is DESIGNED to work. If you want that to change, you should be complaining about the system itself and how fucked it is rather than the people using it.
Furthermore, it's not your tax dollars he should be concerned with, it's his own. It's incredibly hypocritical for you to expect someone to avoid taking advantage of a socialist entitlement scheme while simultaneously being motivated by your collectivist "social contract" perspective on taxation. The bureaucrats spending all of our dollars are not so scrupulous and they don't give a fuck whose money you think it is-- once they take it at gunpoint, it's their money and they'll bribe whomever they wish for the vote.
I agree there is no way this guy is for real.....Seriously??
And on the off chance you are real my advice is to tie a couple of heavy rocks to your legs and go jump off a pier. The lives you save will be everyone that comes into contact with you. I feel dumber just reading your posts.
It should not happen that you get fired and you dont get the expected the unemployment payment. 
Be safe with your work and also concentrate on your online monies when u r at work.
Be safe with your work and also concentrate on your online monies when u r at work.