I want to get fired, please help.

you cannot get unemployment if you are terminated (ie: fired) you get fired over doing something wrong, you won't qualify. you only get unemployment if you were "laid off" like there wasn't anymore work at the job, or the the company was down sizing and had to let you go. It was out of your control. Then you can qualify. You can't make yourself get fired and get unemployment. They do contact the employers and check as the other poster mentioned if they find out you were terminated then you don't qualify.

Once I hired some hillbillies off craigslist for a move and they worked for a few hours and the next day I got a call from the unemployment office to verify their work hours lol they went and filed for unemployment over a job for a few hours.


what you say makes sense to me. but I still want to leave the company. I just can't see the future in the company.
 


by the way, i am from China. I will get ecnomic compensation(rather than unemployment) if I get fired(not including doing something badly wrong). if I quit the job by myself, i will get nothing at all. that's why I am hesitant to quit though I don't like the job any more.
 
by the way, i am from China. I will get ecnomic compensation(rather than unemployment) if I get fired(not including doing something badly wrong). if I quit the job by myself, i will get nothing at all. that's why I am hesitant to quit though I don't like the job any more.
 
lol @ people giving serious responses after he posted that he's both married and his mom does his laundry
 
Just take a shit on your bosses desk, I don't understand what's so complicated?
 
Don't be a dick and screw your boss. Especially if he did nothing to you. Karma is a bitch. Man up and get to work or quit.
 
Listen man. Sack up. The freedom of online money starts with putting in your time and grinding. Doing whatever you have to do. Part of that for me is getting my balls busted every time I post here because I'm new, but I learn a lot from it because Im opened minded and see the big picture. No body cares about how you feel about your dead end job, I know this because I learned to stop bitching about mine 2 years ago. I hated my job, so I started a bullshit company, and turned it into something I could live off of. Now I'm teaching myself all of this shit, not quitting when I realize I spent $300 to make $15 last month online. Test, test, grind, don't quit. All I have to figure out is how to invert those figures and Im set. Put all of that quitting your job energy into a project, let it drive you somewhere instead of "surfing the web" all day.
 
Considering the amount of money that will be stolen from each US citizen throughout the course of their lifetime in the form of insane fees, taxes, wasted effort due to regulations, and outright corruption... it's perfectly morally justified to get as much of that back as possible through whatever means possible. They take from you with guns; you're an idiot if you don't try to take some of it back.

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