Ha, this country.. "Don't do your job well so you can get fired and collect free money and sit on your ass all day!" - This country deserves to collapse with policies like this.
I want to get fired, please help.
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No... it's THIS mentality that got us the welfare state and got us into the position we're in now.
His wife may be bugging him to get the unemployment. Because he's married it's not 100% his decision, and people who don't understand this business value the security of a regular check.
Show up to work dressed in a dress, leotards, high heels, and loads of makeup (I'm assuming you're a guy). Throw in a scratchy, faggy voice if you can do so. When anyone asks something from you, demand they call you "Madame", and throw a fit when they don't.
You'll be sacked within a few days, and if anyone causes fuss about you getting unemployment, just act all shocked, scream for a bit, and say you'll be going to the ACLU and filing for discrimination if they don't conform to your demands of free money.
You'll be sacked within a few days, and if anyone causes fuss about you getting unemployment, just act all shocked, scream for a bit, and say you'll be going to the ACLU and filing for discrimination if they don't conform to your demands of free money.
Take a look at the migration pattern for earners to Texas and out of New York, Illinois, and California. People are leaving, they are just going to other states. That is the first level of migration. From high tax liberal bastions to low tax conservative states.
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Silicon valley is packing up and heading to Alabama of all fucking places. Cali has fucked itself in the ass. The majority of people still want to work for what they get, not have government handouts. Aside from very basic essentials such as roads, fire, police people don't want a million government services, they want to pick and choose the services they pay for.
Defrauding welfare/unemployment is stealing MY tax dollars. Hence making taxes go up for those of us with integrity and an means of income.
The government is not your mother regardless of what the Democrats say. Get off your ass and support yourself. If it was up to me every low life that wouldn't support him/herself would starve to death.
Then again I'm a product of the 50's. A time before America went downhill and establish all these so called entitlements.
I am a product of the Y Generation. I have never mowed a lawn, never fixed a broken car, and never chipped a nail. My mom did my laundry til I was 21, my dad still fixes my car when it breaks, and I have never been in a physical fight of any kind.
Because I have had it so easy, now that it has gotten tough, it is time to escape.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3BymQWsC_k]YouTube - Fight Club[/ame]
Because I have had it so easy, now that it has gotten tough, it is time to escape.
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3BymQWsC_k]YouTube - Fight Club[/ame]
True and correct sir ! Here in Alabama us rednecks don't care much for the panty waist liberals who steal our tax money to give it to those who are lazy. We have respect for the mentally challenged black guy that goes door to door in the business district asking to cut grass, wash windows, pick up trash, etc for some food money. To me that man is a real man. Not the low life that hang out at the shelter. Funny how none of the shelter rats are under weight.
It's stuff like this that makes me hope karma is real. I don't even have employees or an unemployment fund to contribute to and I'm annoyed...