How To Make $584 A Week Selling LED Signs

[Dwight Schrute]

Martin, I found your picture on one of your pizza card blogs.

These guys are better at photoshop than I am.

 

[JCash]

I see yer Martin and raise you ideaman:

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[joevis]

Knock knock, who's there? It's Martin and I've got pizza discount cards. Look again, the cards are now LED signs. What's in your hands? Nothing? Look at mine. The LED signs are now stacks of money. You wish my hands were your hands. Now they can be. Anything is possible with my great line of ebooks. I'm on wickedfire.

 

[omgyams]

Here for some pizza. Is Martin Buckley going to hook us up or what?

 

[YouDontKnowMe]

So wheres mah free pizza at? i'm hungry after selling all those LED signs door to door in the heat!

 

[GerardWon]

Hey this fuckin Martin dude found a company called alibaba on teh googlez. And holy shit, this company also has a website.

Marty pleeze, write us an ebook telling us how we too can make money from this top secret and virtually unknown source of inexpensive led lights.

PS: Do they carry any other products there?

 

[AwptimusPrime]

Damn this thread is hilarious. You don't have this much fun at WaF or DP.

P.S. Sorry for so many quotes

Should of made an e-book...

That's what I thought at first until I saw all the "fuck you's" in the thread haha

Very nice write up Martin, thanks for taking the time. I have a similar site where I sell spinning LED lights. They go round and round and round! Please take a look and let me know what you think.

Spinning LED Lights

It's fake dummy

If OP had signed up and posted for a couple of months, earnt some rep, didn't make the company name so obviously dropped in there and then posted in the Newbie section this whole marketing attempt would have been way more successful.

Revise. Go to DP/WaFo

Sounds like a plan!

LOL good find!

So wheres mah free pizza at? i'm hungry after selling all those LED signs door to door in the heat!

I was wondering the same thing...smh..

 

[freezeprogram]

wooa.. Everyone calm the fuck down. Tell us more about these pizza discount cards Martin.

Thats Matin.

 

[dreamache]

It's fake dummy

...notsureifserious

 

[SUP3RNOVA]

Hey bro you're about an hour from where I live, let's meet up and do some business? Send me a PM.

 

[AwptimusPrime]

So I got my LED signs today and I walked over to the nearest shopping center only to find another guy selling signs too. Bloody bastard must have ordered before me. This shit is spreading like wild fires so you better hurry up!

 

[b_sun]

It's fake dummy

No shit, really? You're a God Damn genius gump.

Do us a favor, go back to DP and WaFo, we don't need any more fucking retards here, k.

 

[thehobbster]

Martin Buckley, good sir. Please share more of your knowledge. That was incredibly creative and sophisticated. I wish you the best in your travels, Mr. Martin Buckley, sir.

 

[BlokBlok]

Martin Buckley clubs baby seals

 

[AwptimusPrime]

No shit, really? You're a God Damn genius gump.

Do us a favor, go back to DP and WaFo, we don't need any more fucking retards here, k.

Fuck you cunt. I was being sarcastic.

 

[Eldarion]

Thats Matin.

 

[blogginginc]

Mr. Martin Buckley, this article would be considered pure gold if it was posted in Nick Throlson's blog.

 

[BlokBlok]

Martin Buckley does not recycle.

 

[Grindstone]

Martin Buckley posted this shit but I'm posting Martin Buckley links to Martin Buckley thread about Martin Buckley's stupid Martin Buckley ideas.

 

[lschmidt]