Not all good money is made on line. Try getting off your fat ass and getting some exercise sometime by just walking.
However if your content to sit on your fat ass you might consider email advertising, or God forbid, postal advertising to push this.
When I was in vending I did a boat load of business with Rhode Island Novelty and they are a reputable company to deal with.
Besides all that, I don't understand why all you Gay Webmasters are giving this guy grief for sharing what he has done. Give the guy credit for that.
(Disclaimer: I just filed a law suit in District Court against a customer in my brick and mortar. Think I'm going to drink a few more beers then stick my dick in a light socket to recharge my energies.)