Flatmate stealing food - Solutions ?

[onz123]

not sure if trolling or retarded

 

[nomak]

not sure if trolling or retarded

We can't answer that question for you, bro. Only you know the answer.

 

[Kiopa_Matt]

Well, it's been about 24 hours. Have you told him to quit stealing your food yet?

Or did you decide it was best to put up with it, and be silently pissed off all the time?

 

[Cap'nShplanky]

Not to mention, he's also gay and has no money. He's basically the best flat-mate you could wish for.

Not sure how this qualifies him for best flat mate?

Unless you're not telling us something?

 

[skank]

Shit in the freezer. Tell him "bro I've got some truffles my aunt Gene sent in from France so even though I have a full bag of these, I ask you to leave them alone. I'm willing to turn a blind eye to your past transgressions, but these ones are really expensive. M'kay bro?"

Fucker won't resist the temptation and will eat shit.

Genius.

 

[Suddenly_Ass]

Fuck the French chick. Life will seem much better after that.

 

[yellowarrior]

 

[Russ86]

Flatmate stealing food - Solutions ?

So wait, this thread isn't about dinnerware?

P.S. ...'Murica!

 

[mattseh]

Not sure how this qualifies him for best flat mate?

Unless you're not telling us something?

...sarcasm?

 

[Cap'nShplanky]

From all sides.

 

[nomak]

Lock installed. Mission accomplished.
The fucker will be leaving in a week so I won't have to pay attention if anything's missing anymore for the time being or later on, when the next flatmate moves in.
This and I also bought laxatives.

 

[potentialeight]

My question on the first page was a serious one. If you could get him into camming and be his affiliate, it would probably be worth it if he's passable.

Alternatively, you could get a sex change so that you have the balls to talk to him about it.

 

[stack paper]

aunt Gene

 

[mituozo]

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