You sure about that Wayne?
Deuteronomy 23:1 ESV
No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord.
Genesis 38:8-10 NASB
Then Judah said to Onan, “Go in to your brother’s wife, and perform your duty as a brother-in-law to her, and raise up offspring for your brother.” Onan knew that the offspring would not be his; so when he went in to his brother’s wife, he wasted his seed on the ground in order not to give offspring to his brother. But what he did was displeasing in the sight of the LORD; so He took his life also.
Deuteronomy 25:11-12 NASB
If two men, a man and his countryman, are struggling together, and the wife of one comes near to deliver her husband from the hand of the one who is striking him, and puts out her hand and seizes his genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; you shall not show pity.
The Bible: New TL;DR Version
Side One
God creates universe, has a little success and let's it all go to his head becoming a maniacal asshole. He then hires another murderous asshole to lead his people out of shit that he put them in, all while playing favoritism and killing more of his children. (Pretty assholish thing to do is you ask me.)
Side Two
God has a kid and realizes life is short so he calms the fuck down and invents Hell while he's at it. Shit, you might as well tell the kid's kids that if they do bad you'll put them in time out. Just a really fucking long time out.
Epilogue
God promises that his kid will come back to save you from all of the bad shit that he created and allowed to exist by bringing you to a world he created devoid of all of the bad shit. Apparently God has yet to figure out what dualism is, go figure...
I'd love for someone that believes in Christianity to start a thread so I can systematically convert them using their own doxology.
Thanks be to God.