bro there is nothing worse than working in an inpatient program for juvenile sexual offenders. they're hitting on you 1/2 the time and meanwhile you have to teach them about responsible, "normal" consensual sexuality - they have to ask you permission. to. fucking. jerk. off. worst. experience. ever.
and then they have to "process" the jerk off fantasy. which is code for they have to tell you what they whacked it to. and most of the time it is another patient, or staff, and yes sometimes it is you.
fucking terrible.
YOU.WIN.