[advice]how to ask for oral sex...
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No, I find there's a much easier way.
Me: "Why the fuck should I give you anything? I'm the one who works everyday, pays all the bills, takes care of the dogs, takes care you of, and everything else. What the fuck do you do?"
Shortly later, a blow job magically ensues.
Me: "Why the fuck should I give you anything? I'm the one who works everyday, pays all the bills, takes care of the dogs, takes care you of, and everything else. What the fuck do you do?"
Shortly later, a blow job magically ensues.
Mine starts out like this but ends a bit different.
Me: "Why the fuck should I give you anything? I'm the one who works everyday, pays all the bills, takes care of you, and everything else. What the fuck do you do?"
Her: "Yeah, but I take care of the fucking kids. Do you know how hard it is to take care of kids?"
Me: "Shiiiiiit....taking care of kids is easy. I wish I could take care of the kids all day."
Her: "OK well that is good because I need to get my hair and nails done. If you want a blow job you will watch the kids when I go. Oh, and I need $200."
Me: "What the fuck do they do for $200? Do I get naked pictures of your hot hair dresser with that too? Fucking Christ.."
Her: "Don't argue with me...do you want a blow job."
Me: "OK sure no problem."
Sometimes it is a much easier process.
Her: "I need $200."
Me: "I need a blow job and take the kids to your mothers on Sunday so I can watch football without screaming kids."
Her: "Deal."
Me: "OK that means a blow job right now."
Ha, this! If you've been married for awhile, this thread probably hits closer to home. If you've been married for awhile and your wife still attacks your cock like a retail sale on Memorial Day, then cheers to you. Our wives should hang out.
ummm...
1. marry woman who enjoys giving oral sex.
2. no asking required.
If you're trading favours / money for oral sex, you may as well dispense with the formalities and go see a hooker instead. They've had more practise, so you'll get a better ROI.
1. marry woman who enjoys giving oral sex.
2. no asking required.
If you're trading favours / money for oral sex, you may as well dispense with the formalities and go see a hooker instead. They've had more practise, so you'll get a better ROI.