I want to get fired, please help.



i am in the same trouble here,help

Hey friend, I am here with you. I become a clock watcher recently. I don't want to work hard for our boss. so I am eager to get fired as soon as possible. The salary is so low here. I get only 400usd/month. You know what, I have been working in this company for over 3years, and I don't get promoted or get raise. If I am fired, I will get economic compensation accordingly. But if I quit the job rather than get fired, I will get nothing. should I just keep slacking off or quit the job? If I get fired, I am sure I can find a better job.
 
lukep said:
As for me, I didn't file unemployment on my last J.O.B.... I just got tired enough one day and without any warning whatsoever, walked into my bosses office and told him that my parents were just killed in a car wreck halfway across the country.

I left hot coffee on my desk and everything.... They never saw my ass again. -Works like a charm.
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W.I.N.
 
Unemployment is Communist bullshit. Quit being a pussy a just quit your job like a man or suck it up and go to work, don't angle for welfare so your bitch ass can play Xbox all day.
 
This is the problem with unemployment. Most of the people on it are just like this fucking slob piece of shit OP. Fucking welfare whores.

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clockwatcher said:
Hey friend, I am here with you. I become a clock watcher recently. I don't want to work hard for our boss. so I am eager to get fired as soon as possible. The salary is so low here. I get only 400usd/month. You know what, I have been working in this company for over 3years, and I don't get promoted or get raise. If I am fired, I will get economic compensation accordingly. But if I quit the job rather than get fired, I will get nothing. should I just keep slacking off or quit the job? If I get fired, I am sure I can find a better job.
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More captchas, less forum posting pls.
 
W1NN1NG said:
I see you're guys points. I guess I didn't really think about who was actually going to be paying my check. I guess what it comes down to is that I am soft. I am a child of generation Y.

My mom breastfed me til I was 6, my dad still fixes my car for me, my mom still does my laundry, and I have never been in a physical fight of any kind and I am 27 years old.

I had to jump into the corporate world because I got married and my wife needs security. The corporate world is too stressful to me. I don't like people yelling at me.

How can I get stronger?
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27... wow dude sux to be you.

I'm married and have a daughter and work 16 hours a day so fuck that bullshit that you don't have time, your just a lazy motherfucker. Get off your fucking ass dumbshit; at the rate your going you'll be a huge disappointment to your wife and kid in no time. If that doesn't matter to you then seriously go jump off a cliff and die.
 
nickCR said:
27... wow dude sux to be you.

I'm married and have a daughter and work 16 hours a day so fuck that bullshit that you don't have time, your just a lazy motherfucker. Get off your fucking ass dumbshit; at the rate your going you'll be a huge disappointment to your wife and kid in no time. If that doesn't matter to you then seriously go jump off a cliff and die.
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Again I say, you all do realize you're posting in a 6 month old troll thread started by someone who is now banned, correct?

Edit: I guess somehow he's no longer banned, though still a 6 month old troll thread. The powers of ly2fromwf are far reaching.
 
clockwatcher said:
oh, there are so many replies......... but I don't see any creative proposal.
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you cannot get unemployment if you are terminated (ie: fired) you get fired over doing something wrong, you won't qualify. you only get unemployment if you were "laid off" like there wasn't anymore work at the job, or the the company was down sizing and had to let you go. It was out of your control. Then you can qualify. You can't make yourself get fired and get unemployment. They do contact the employers and check as the other poster mentioned if they find out you were terminated then you don't qualify.

Once I hired some hillbillies off craigslist for a move and they worked for a few hours and the next day I got a call from the unemployment office to verify their work hours lol they went and filed for unemployment over a job for a few hours.
 
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