Here it goes .. END OF THE WORLD SEO CONTEST RULES!!

Contest Target

  • Political

    Votes: 27 35.1%
  • Humor

    Votes: 12 15.6%
  • Charity

    Votes: 11 14.3%
  • SEO / Guru

    Votes: 15 19.5%
  • Actual products (ideas needed)

    Votes: 28 36.4%
  • Pron / related

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • Conspiracy / end of world / esoterica

    Votes: 29 37.7%

  • Total voters
    77

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Alright, here are the rules, bitches.
(secretagentdad threatened to withhold sexual favours until this goes forward, so ..)

RULES

Time

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Start time has changed 2 hours
Why? .. because I am an idiot, that's why.
6pm is dinner time and 7pm is bedtime.
With a 1 1/2 year old, this is not to be changed.

:alert: :alert: :alert: :alert: important : important : important :alert: :alert: :alert:

Duration 60 days
Start
January 15th, 8pm Greenwhich mean time (UTC, UT1, Zulu)

That is 3pm EST, 12 am PST... figure it out yourself, suckers.
Time Zone Map

End
March 15th, same time

Domain names
Domain entered into the contest can not be registered before Jan 15th, 6pm UTC

Domain names are not allowed to be EMD to the contest keyword / keyphrase. Partial is fine.

The domain name has to be mentioned in the contest entry thread.
Only one entry per participant.

The WF username has to be displayed on the site as an image. Min width = 50 pixels, and readable.
For logo making peasants go here

Winning
1st place and bragging rights
The highest ranked domain on google.com English language for the keyphrase (broad search) wins.

2nd place
2nd highest rank

3rd place
3rd highest

Tracking
Bofu has offered free tracking for the contest, use it.

Prizes
Besides building an asset, there are also prizes to be won.

1st place
secretagentdad
Ultra secret prize for the winner + 500$ cash

mattseh
500K blog comments to the winner from eliquid's service, to help them with their next batch of sites.

mont
$500 to the winner still applies

clyde
A free lifetime Ultimate Niche Finder license courtesy of Clyde Software Unlimited. ;)

tencentpiece
Put me down for 2 x (PR6 x 4) blogposts for the winner.

Bofu2U
MicrositeMasters is sponsoring a prize to the top 3 winners).

nanexo
250usd BST money ( I will buy your choice BST services for you up to 250usd total) : )

lappanion
Throws in three ALN RankBlasters to the winner

HiGhPeR
Hyper6.com is giving a free website to the winner.
*Maximum of 5 pages.

aaronklaw
$300 for the winner

river
Chipping in 10 SBBs for the winner

2nd place

secretagentdad

2nd place gets to know the ultra secret service 1st place got and a large pizza with up to 3 toppings

Bofu2U
A prize from Microsite Masters


3rd place

secretagentdad

3rd place gets to know the ultra secret service 1st place got, and a Wagenheim WSO


Bofu2U
A prize from Microsite Masters

(Winner takes all, I guess... any sponsors for 2nd and 3rd place?)

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WHAT WE NEED NOW

A keyword
Everyone wants a real keyword, now we need to decide. This is what we have:

Political
Mitt Romney
Stephen Colbert for President
Donald Trump
Who to vote for 2012
Obamacare
Occupy
Scientology
SOPA
GoDaddy sucks
Kim Jong Il
Kim Jong Un
Rick Santorum
Barack Obama sucks
federal trade commission


Porn / related
real doll lover
fleshlight
masturbation sleeve
midget bukkake videos

Humorous
gerbil anus bleaching

Conspiracy / End of the world / Esoterica
End of the World 2012
Mayan Prophecy
Jews Control the World
Jews are aliens
World War 3
Dream interpretation
Dream signs
Tarot readings
I ching interpretation
Chemtrails


SEO / Guru
White hat seo
content is king
natural linkbuilding
seo company
Steve Wagenheim
Godaddy sucks
Shoe Money
Matt Cutts
SEO Warrior (my idea)
Rich dad
Jewish SEO guru
Gay SEO
Gay webmaster forum
Gay internet marketing
Robert Kyosaki
Pace Latin
honey badgers
Millionare next door
Gay affiliate marketing


Charity
donation
children in need
cancer research
kiva.org

Actual products
Dog Snuggies
Schticky

Fake Infoproduct like "se3 Optimization ninja seo guide"

Alright.. we need to decide. I put up a poll, so please help narrow it down.
I would like to do an actual p
roduct, so if you can come up with ideas in that lane, that would be fine.

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I think given the nature of our business doing it on SOPA would offer both an interesting contest and a kick in the balls to our draconian overlords. Especially if people were to target politicians and companies that support it.

Hell, add the RIAA and MPAA to the political list.
 
d3tox.. yep.

As an image, it should not be readable by a SE, tho

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I think given the nature of our business doing it on SOPA would offer both an interesting contest and a kick in the balls to our draconian overlords. Especially if people were to target politicians and companies that support it.

Hell, add the RIAA and MPAA to the political list.

Im in for killing SOPA too.
 
Are we gonna know the keyword before the 15th, or will you post it at that time?
 
A Wagenheim WSO is for the 3rd place? Damn, it's much more valuable than the entire 1st prizes combined.
 
I think given the nature of our business doing it on SOPA would offer both an interesting contest and a kick in the balls to our draconian overlords. Especially if people were to target politicians and companies that support it.

Hell, add the RIAA and MPAA to the political list.

People searching "sopa" likely already know about it and are against it. Also if you check the serps there is already plenty of good articles ranked up top informing people how bad it is. Plus the bills name is probably going to change again. So I think going for the keyword sopa is pointless.
 
In addition to the MicrositeMasters prizes, I'll offer a couple more prizes of my own.

1st place gets access to my private spinner (in beta right now) for free for 6 months.

2nd/3rd place gets access to my private spinner (in beta right now) for free for 2 months.

4th/5th gets access to my private spinner (in beta right now) for free for 1 month.
 
People searching "sopa" likely already know about it and are against it. Also if you check the serps there is already plenty of good articles ranked up top informing people how bad it is. Plus the bills name is probably going to change again. So I think going for the keyword sopa is pointless.

This.

I voted for an actual product, and as for suggestions - it would be great to target products that will be launched later this year. That way, the competition will just be amongst wickedfire members and whoever wins gets to make a profit when the product launches as they control the SERPs before others pile in.

Some ideas:

Fiona razer gaming tablet (launch later in 2012)
Razer Blade gaming laptop (on sale this month $2800)
Kinect for Windows (launch feb 2012)
OLED TV (22,200 exact searches globally)
Samsung Super OLED TV (on sale Q2 or Q3 2012)

I'm sure there are loads of other keywords too from the toys market, auto market, games market and so on
 
This.

I voted for an actual product, and as for suggestions - it would be great to target products that will be launched later this year. That way, the competition will just be amongst wickedfire members and whoever wins gets to make a profit when the product launches as they control the SERPs before others pile in.

Some ideas:

Fiona razer gaming tablet (launch later in 2012)
Razer Blade gaming laptop (on sale this month $2800)
Kinect for Windows (launch feb 2012)
OLED TV (22,200 exact searches globally)
Samsung Super OLED TV (on sale Q2 or Q3 2012)

I'm sure there are loads of other keywords too from the toys market, auto market, games market and so on

I like those.

Any more future products anyone knows about?

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