Here it goes .. END OF THE WORLD SEO CONTEST RULES!!

Contest Target

  • Political

    Votes: 27 35.1%
  • Humor

    Votes: 12 15.6%
  • Charity

    Votes: 11 14.3%
  • SEO / Guru

    Votes: 15 19.5%
  • Actual products (ideas needed)

    Votes: 28 36.4%
  • Pron / related

    Votes: 3 3.9%
  • Conspiracy / end of world / esoterica

    Votes: 29 37.7%

  • Total voters
    77
Does the person who wins this really need any prizes? If you can win this thing then you're probably close to balling out of control already.
 


@emp: you can add us in there for the prizes for a free agency account, whatever prize level is fine with me.

Also, once keywords have been decided, I'll generate some PDFs for the serps and link them here so everyone can take a look (unless you want to keep them secret, just let me know what is kosher)
 
technically, my offer of $500 to the winner was only if they get #1 position, but if nobody gets there I'll still give $250 to the highest-ranking WFer
 
The winner will receive any picture they want and/or text phrase of their choosing on GoogleHammer's corporate website, for a month (or until I remember to take it down after that period).

In addition the team at GoogleHammer.com will donate the following:

- First place: A picture of any short message/URL/username you would like written on a pair of female breasts.
- Second place: 5 social bookmarks, 2 forum posts
- Third place: 1 social bookmark 1 forum post
- Consolation prize to last place: 200 Spins on GoogleHammer.com.
 
I can't wait to see who wins and hopefully how they did it. It will also be interesting to see without an EMD what people use!
 
:alert: :alert: :alert: :alert: important : important : important :alert: :alert: :alert:

Start time has changed 2 hours
Why? .. because I am an idiot, that's why.
6pm is dinner time and 7pm is bedtime.
With a 1 1/2 year old, this is not to be changed.

:alert: :alert: :alert: :alert: important : important : important :alert: :alert: :alert:
 
Alright. Poll is closed.

We have conspiracy / esoterica and actual product on the same result - 29 votes each.

As the organizer, I am deciding that we are going for an actual product. Simply to make this more exciting and profitable.
Will put up a poll this evening (EST) evening, that is, morning / mid day for you Americans.

Thanks for all who have participated up to this point.
Please throw in some more ideas. Up to now, we have:

  • Fiona razer gaming tablet
  • Razer Blade gaming laptop
  • Razer gaming laptop
  • gaming laptop
  • Kinect for Windows
  • OLED TV
  • Samsung Super OLED TV
  • Dog Snuggies
  • Rubber Duck
  • Shticky
  • Iphone 6
  • Microsoft Kinect
  • Fleshlight
  • Real Doll

::emp::
 
I'll throw in some more. SnapTerms.com will offer basic terms/privacy for your site (if you care). also if any of the terms you choose are trademarked terms, I'll help advise anyone with questions on some of the issues you may have. So yea, I'm throwing in some legal advice for those who are in the contest (but only as it pertains to the contest and your site, I'm not helping you with getting your SSID payments).