The official I'm drunk thread

Im wasted, too mcuh cider. Heres what I wish:

1) I wish I knew SEO, not just optimisating for random shit like "cheap fleshlights" but "hotels in New York"
2) I wish I was cool

Peace out.
 


CerIs said:
Im wasted, too mcuh cider. Heres what I wish:

1) I wish I knew SEO, not just optimisating for random shit like "cheap fleshlights" but "hotels in New York"
2) I wish I was cool

Peace out.
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yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mother fuckers. Diggity gdiggity bump yo! Drunk as a mother fucker!

I think I just slept somewhere in town (not by choice) and sneezed 7 times ;)
 
 
4:30 am. Deadmau5 concert. Limo. Beer. Other things. - Worth retelling the story.



posting from another WF'er's computer. Priceless. Also. Wow. Called hosts file bro.
 
Fresh out of Cutty Sark .
This i s QR code for Cutty Sark:
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I was saying robert booerns
 
Ok im not drunk tonight but feeling pretty good non the less. But th ereason im postuing is because last night after a cpouple glasses of wine I shagged my wife rotten babay. dude I was like a porn starr.

To the 2 chicks we have here at WF my wife did the trifecta. I coulda kept going but it was time to shut it down (needed to check some stats). No idwa why wine does that but fuch that viagra just drink some wine mofo's.
 
Yep. Been up since the butt crack of Dawn and still going mofo's. cuz the paper machine never sleeps.
 
I'm drinking a case of 3 month old Kalik's right now. I'm pretty sure the beer is skunked but Honey Badger don't give a shit.
 
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