The official I'm drunk thread



Last bump @ 10-13-2010. WTF?!!! Pussies

I'm about to run out of tonic water so no more gin&tonic today, bah. I guess I'll have to move to screwdrivers* or something...

*The drink, not the tool for driving screws.
 
Not drunk but blaze! Just click on Raver Fantasy video and now................A big tit blonde jumping up and down in my Mind....
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MIL gave me some Four Loko for X-mas (??WTF??, she redeemed herself with the Arrogant Bastard though). First time I've had it. Reminds me of a wine cooler mixed with Mad Dog 20/20.

I'm an avid beer drinker and have had many beers in the 10-13% range but it seems these are effecting me more than those brews. Maybe the caffeine has something to do with that.

Oh yeah, I want to titty fuck that chick sooooo hard ^^^^^...............just sayin!

Or at least......................


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