You guys pick up hoes online?
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I have a friend that gets most of his women from craigslist and okcupid. I personally don't do it because I prefer the chase. I guess it's just not exciting to me if it's too easy.
this collarme site is unreal guys, you gotta check it out..
check out this Toronto bitch, read her bio lol: http://www.collarme.com/DaddysBimboSlut#
http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/161176-my-favorite-porn-star-bibi-jones-retiring.html
seems legit
I hate these fucking sites bc even tho i know the hot chicks are fake.. in the back of my dick, I still wonder if just maybe..
I have a friend that gets far more play than he should.
He sales women's shoes at Dillards, and set up a twitter profile that he promotes on a business card that he hands out to all the attractive customers. The premise being that he will keep them updated on all the latest shoes and sales via the twitter account blah blah blah.
The card is funny as hell too, talks about how "Al Bundy ain't got shit on him" lol.. you know, making the bishes laugh and making them drop their guard.. He ends up networking and communicating with all these hot bitches about fucking shoes. Pulls crazy amounts of ass like this, not to mention sells the shit out of some shoes. lol.
I was always impressed by his hustle.
He sales women's shoes at Dillards, and set up a twitter profile that he promotes on a business card that he hands out to all the attractive customers. The premise being that he will keep them updated on all the latest shoes and sales via the twitter account blah blah blah.
The card is funny as hell too, talks about how "Al Bundy ain't got shit on him" lol.. you know, making the bishes laugh and making them drop their guard.. He ends up networking and communicating with all these hot bitches about fucking shoes. Pulls crazy amounts of ass like this, not to mention sells the shit out of some shoes. lol.
I was always impressed by his hustle.
Idk bro. Gotta admit tho, it's a great way to open conversation with a ton of females. I couldn't do it, but works for him.
I've met girls in person that I met online. Ahhh, the glory days of myspace. None look like their pics and almost all of them were batshit crazy.
Just my two cents.
Just my two cents.
fuck man been browsing for like 5 mins and there are some SERIOUS sluts on this site... do you think it's for real tho?
http://www.collarme.com/beckyslut89
24/7 TPE Dirty little cunt needing hard rough abuse daily from a harsh Owner.this slut needs to learn her place under her Master’s/Mistress’s feet by harsh training in which her Owner will deside limits for her if chossen to give her any. This bitch will be renamed by her Owner to please their desire. She is nothing but a piece of meat with three holes to be used as a toy/pet/plaything that deserves to be caged/kenneled, bound, whipped, helplessly tied, humiliated, degraded, dehumanized, slapped, spanked, gagged, used, and abused harshly! She will never have any privlages or rights except those given to her by her Owner if they choose to give her any.
In this case, no. A quick tineye of the image brings up
Carmen - 774-225-1406 Escort in Boston | NaughtyReviews
This is far more representative of the true advertisers on those sites:
There are very hot girls who are into filth, but they don't advertise online as a rule, because they get 10,000,000 replies from horny guys a day. Also, most of them would eat you for breakfast (in some cases literally).
^ so you're saying the fact that she's an escort in real life makes her profile fake?
still seems legit to me, for all we know she could be a hardcore nympho looking to get ravaged.. I've noticed a lot of strippers and barmaids on that site too..
still seems legit to me, for all we know she could be a hardcore nympho looking to get ravaged.. I've noticed a lot of strippers and barmaids on that site too..
protip: don't waste your time replying to CL ads - they're all whores or dip shit spammers from WF.
Write and post a fucking awesome ad. That will immediately differentiate you from 99% of the chodes on there. Most ads are like "28 year old white guy looking to meet up for a drink tonight maybe go back to my place afterwards. All women welcome to reply." Why the fuck would a chick want to reply to that? It demonstrates zero value, sounds creepy, and desperate.
Brag about ridiculously absurd things in a funny way - think Chuck Norris joke/Most interesting man in the world type shit. Talk about being 6'4" and a rock-hard body chiseled by DaVinci. A line from a good one I used to run: "Hobbies include wrestling bears, wrestling alligators, wrestling sharks, I do not wrestle men because they are weak."
You'll get responses like "haha just wanted to tell you your ad cracked me up". Ignore that shit and be like "yeah awesome. Tell me three interesting things about yourself. And they have to be interesting. None of this "ummm like... my fav color iz pink aaaaand I <3 Glee!" You go first and then I'll share.
Bust her balls about one of her points and build rapport on the other two if possible. Show some personality by telling 3 interesting stories. Exchange a few more emails and then tell her you are running out to meet up with some friends and to give her your number so you can be text BFFs. Move her towards happy hour meetup via text. Good luck bros.
I think it may be time to go back to work on the ol' Craig.
Write and post a fucking awesome ad. That will immediately differentiate you from 99% of the chodes on there. Most ads are like "28 year old white guy looking to meet up for a drink tonight maybe go back to my place afterwards. All women welcome to reply." Why the fuck would a chick want to reply to that? It demonstrates zero value, sounds creepy, and desperate.
Brag about ridiculously absurd things in a funny way - think Chuck Norris joke/Most interesting man in the world type shit. Talk about being 6'4" and a rock-hard body chiseled by DaVinci. A line from a good one I used to run: "Hobbies include wrestling bears, wrestling alligators, wrestling sharks, I do not wrestle men because they are weak."
You'll get responses like "haha just wanted to tell you your ad cracked me up". Ignore that shit and be like "yeah awesome. Tell me three interesting things about yourself. And they have to be interesting. None of this "ummm like... my fav color iz pink aaaaand I <3 Glee!" You go first and then I'll share.
Bust her balls about one of her points and build rapport on the other two if possible. Show some personality by telling 3 interesting stories. Exchange a few more emails and then tell her you are running out to meet up with some friends and to give her your number so you can be text BFFs. Move her towards happy hour meetup via text. Good luck bros.
I think it may be time to go back to work on the ol' Craig.
I'm saying it's more likely someone grabbed her photo from an escort site, and when you reply to hit, you'll get "Hi, I'd love you to shove your red hot poker into me, but I've moved to another site... just enter your details at www.hahahayourthrobbingmembermakesyoustupidcams.com and we can play"
and you'll end up sending money to pewep.
