You were actually on point, I was just fuckin' with ya.
After you tackle that little task, next you can make your own search engine that competes with big G. You just need a simple script that scrapes all the sites on the internet and that organizes them in a nice list when the search terms match the meta tag keywords on the websites. I would think ordering them by relevance may help? Maybe date, size, history, backlinks, age, and content are a few things to take into consideration as well when deciding which site should rank higher than another.. Shouldn't be too hard..
Good luck,
Go get rich now.